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mommyissues

[LA Waif 🪽 @the_LA_waif]

i’m astonished people genuinely thinks this looks good

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

For all the times you rained on my parade

[The Luigi Case @LuigiCaseFiles]

BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

your ex is NOT your soulmate move on

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

ATTILA IS A CHRISTIAN BAND NOW ✝️

[Wes Lash❼ @wesley__1k]

Chop wood carry water

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

when did people start cutting themselves like who invented that

[It’s Gabriel @J_wood_E]

“If water was beer and I was a duck I’d swim my way down and drink my way up but water ain’t beet and I ain’t a duck so let’s take this shot and get fucked up” 😂

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian and her Tesla robot for Perfect Magazine.

[໊ @user0000O0]

i’m locking in
i’m locking i
i’m locking
i’m lockin
i’m locki
i’m lock
i’m loc
i’m lo
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i’m
i’m c
i’m cr
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i’m crash
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i’m crashin
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i’m crashing ou
i’m crashing out

[vialynn⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @serendipityspo]

do yall get me

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

how it feels when i finally calm down and realize My Reaction did NOT match the situation

[Oscar lives rent free @RagnaMarkndRoll]

average american:

[Wanderer of shedtwt @kutnersgaylover]

I never see people on shtwt bitting themselves where are the bitters at

[໊ ꕤ @dieforyous]

I AM FUCKING CRYING