André 3005

#dubnation

[:/🇵🇹🇧🇷 @tinowrlds]

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

[Law Murray 💊 @LawMurrayTheNU]

right around this time is when the Spurs would have been blowing that double-digit lead in Game 6 at New York

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Messi 2022 WC Messi 2026 WC

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Every tournament follows the same script: a new star emerges, everyone hypes him up, then Messi touches the ball.

[Ski🇧🇧 @ski_824]

Not a fan of perky titts . Pass the gravity melons

[Saleema 💖 @Saleemarrm]

IF a MAN gotta BUY you SOMETHING or PAY a BILL just to GET to KNOW you, YOU'RE a PROSTITUTE 😭😂. Getting TO know SOMEONE is FREE and ONLY the BROKE, BUM, BEGGING btches GOTTA put a PRICE on IT‼️

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

once she lets you record, just know you not the first one with the tape

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

bitches calling yo dick pretty is such a top tier compliment

[doomstan1 @mfdoomstan1]

I will never forget the summer of Let God Sort ‘Em Out and Alfredo 2

[Z 🦅🫩🇲🇽🇹🇷 @EAGLESAANN]

Why do yall act like we’ve never seen first option Kyrie before

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

daydreaming about all the hot sex i'd be out having if i wasn't so fucking autistic

[Ryan Alba @_alba__]

Through four games, I can confidently say two things:

First, the Spurs are technically a better basketball team by a small margin.

Second, the Spurs are the dumber team by an astronomical margin.

[Drew Velez @haaaaandrew]

Jrue Holiday - 2021 & 2024
Alex Caruso - 2020 & 2025
Andrew Wiggins - 2022
OG Anunoby - 2026
Brook Lopez - 2021

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I’m not eating your pussy under the cover and the lights already off

[Omachi @Machi1Nne]

Everyone hates colonisation and slavery until you bring up religion. Suddenly everyone is Ethiopian.

[ʚ☆ɞ @fruwuw]

yk fifa banned south africa from international football for 40 years bc of its racist apartheid policies but now it’s “fifa cannot solve geopolitical problems”

[arthur 🇵🇷 @noknowli]

also one other pretty big thing

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i'm genuinely flabbergasted by how many people believe it's better for a child to be born into starvation, abuse, neglect, illness, & poverty than not be born at all

[drew @drewsul_]

just jerked off and it was so unbelievably mid i want a cum refund

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week