independent variable

DET. eat plants.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop acting like your life ended because one mediocre woman lacked emotional maturity.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might genuinely be one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen in a while 😭😭

[Thobinho 🪮🇧🇼 @Thobirama_]

Sup? Struggle is up brotha!!! Oppression is up brotha!!! Salami eggs and bacon

[𝑶𝑹𝑨🌟 @ora_molokwane]

https://t.co/LpSyhccNs6

[vince 𑣲 @vinceypouh]

GIRL GET OFF THAT PHONE IN THE HOSPITAL WTF!!!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[Dvd𖤓 @ov04l]

Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[##. @PLEASEDNTTALK]

On a date she in da bathroom just wanted to say wassup to yall

[❄️ @_JazlynSimone]

Idk why would you name your baby Willie

[💔 @Bean_____1]

Once you stop cheating, and stop lying, and just make your money & and come home to your lady every night you’ll realize you hate her a few weeks later

[carrie 😇 @ihrtcee]

my ex had me doing some crazy shit

[nav @hoaxriver]

texting the avoidant guy for some avoidance

[billy boozerino @JewelsSan]

This mass cuck hysteria has to stop at some point

[໊ @xanborghini]

homeboy showed me a shorty n every pic is in a hotel room i don’t got the heart to tell him

[abiola @abxola]

Rock bottom is actually a trampoline

[bloodbath @DRENCHMAN00]

U ever told a ugly bitch she pretty 😭😭😭😭😭