loser mcguire

i bathe in cliffside pools with my calamitous love & insurmountable grief

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

why don’t ferry trains exist? why can’t I drive my car onto a high speed train & be transported with my vehicle to Florida or New York or California or anywhere else in the continental US? America explain!

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

August had a good year!! might need to rethink my rankings!

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

1. October
2. April
3. December
4. June
5. March
6. September
7. November
8. July
9. February
10. August
11. January
12. May

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@ranting420_ tell me

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@IfMisoWasAMovie I always feel like she looks off when I can see her entire forehead lol

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

I cannot stress enough how I would never recover from the embarrassment of writing But Daddy I Love Him about a relationship that ended so quickly & miserably that it was literally included on that very relationship’s crash out break up album

[carson @CarsonMlnarik]

Max Martin & Shellback reunion? Album photography by “Rep” team? Sabrina collab? 12 tight tracks? Announcement via 2 hour interview on a football podcast?

TAY TAY DID NOT COME TO PLAY PLAY #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@_jaw_knee_ blockt

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

not to be cheesy but I’m tearing up hearing Taylor talk about learning to love football through the lens of her partner. I resonate with that experience so much. truly so high school 🥹

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@_jaw_knee_ yes

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@_jaw_knee_ okay did you get back on twitter just to harass me

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

I love how Travis is basically just like a pre-teen fangirl—“I went to the concert & was just so mesmerized & wanted to meet you so bad” yeah Trav, you & millions of girls. back of the line, buddy.

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

NOT BYE BYE BIRDIE

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

“tAyLoR wOuLd NeVeR aNnOuNcE tS12 oN a MaN’s PoDcAsT”

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

album announcement on a football podcast on a wednesday

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

@CarsonMlnarik it was rare I was there I remember it

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

just realized my posts that don’t pass the bechdel test get the most amount of likes. idk how to feel. f the patriarchy or whatever.

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

I really should be in a field where your job is to study human interactions & body language & even just social media behaviors to find out info bc it’s the way I have correctly predicted so many new relationships, break ups, & pregnancies at this point it’s truly getting wild

[Dutchy Patrick @DutchyPatrick]

It’s so confusing…

[loser mcguire @4xxix97]

just realized Glinda changing her name was very Biblical