Li'l Sebastian

Even though I'm up in horsey heaven, I'll always be in your hearts

[Li'l Sebastian @5000candles]

Miss you in the saddest fashion

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Been off of twitter since 2015 and some people ask me, "Yo Li'l Sebastian what you been doin?" But the question isn't what, it's who.

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I'm back bitches

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@realDonaldTrump I really want you to be president so that they can impeach you and say "Donald, You're Fired!" that would be amazing.

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@johngreen Could you write a book about a character with obsessive compulsive disorder? That would make me so happy

[Li'l Sebastian @5000candles]

@johngreen My best friend is a big fan of yours and its almost her b-day could you maybe reply and say happy birthday? her name is Delaney

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Retweet if you want Parks and Rec to be renewed for another season #saddness

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Life is full of disappointment.... that's why they made Parks and Rec

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It's Valentines Day and if you're single it's ok.... that's why they make pizza #PizzaLovers

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Happy Galentine's Day!!! #foreversingle

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You know your in love when your significant other makes mac in cheese pizza... #justsayin

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When you make an awesome joke and everyone laughs http://t.co/g047oh6OMI

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@JamesRoday Fist bump? maybe? #psychforever

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"Is it Poton? Voldemort Poton from Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down"

-Andy

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Ron Swanson is the real MVP

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Retweet if you love the new season of @parksandrecnbc

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Only need 5 more followers to get 500 we can do it! Li'l Sebastian believes in you!

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We know Sunday's are hard Andy but it's gonna be OK.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Parks tonight! Pic taken backstage at Mumford&Sons show,we enjoyed artisanal pickles and small-batch apricot butter.

[Li'l Sebastian @5000candles]

Li'l Sebastian can't wait to watch new Parks and Rec episodes!