Before you stands two doors, each guarded by a knight. The catch is: one knight never tells the truth, and one knight only farts.
Me: Uh, okay, what door will the other knight tell me to go through?
Knight 1: BRAPPPPPP
We are all familiar with the stylistic choice to use a backwards "R" in the name of the band Korn, but only true fans know that the band insists the "O" is also backwards.
Hoi Polloi: Wanna feel old? No more gen alpha kids are being born, its all gen beta now.
Me: Wanna feel gross? I weighed my keyboard before and after shaking out all the skin and dust in it. 1.3 pound difference.