(500) Days of Summer

Perfectly adequate quotes from the film.

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You know what... Sometimes you really don't make any sense.

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All you take me to are sappy romances. I want to see some sappy wounds, damn it. I want carnage.

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Tom: What's different now? How could things change so quickly?
Summer: I don't know. It just happened.

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Tom: So I should probably say 'Congratulations'.
Summer: Probably. But only if you mean it.

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Tom: Yeah well... Anyway I hope you're happy.
Summer: You really do?
Tom: God, no.

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I'm sick of this love shit. We've been fed this nonsense for generations to the point where it's now genetically encoded in our very beings.

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I kinda like what Nietzsche said, "there is always some madness in love, but there is also... Always some reason in madness."

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But I've accepted the fact that she and I were just two very different people who wanted very different things.

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She'd only loved two things. The first was her long brown hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off... And feel nothing.

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Summer: You're happy?
Tom: You're not?
Summer: All we do is argue!
Tom: That is such a lie!

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This is a story of boy meets girl. But before they do, you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

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We spent the whole day together. We went shopping. We had coffee. We saw a film. We bought music. I thought it was a great day.

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The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy until the day he met his soulmate.

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Summer: So was that for my benefit? You were protecting me? Well next time Tommy, don't. I don't need your protection.

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I hate Summer. I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1950s haircut. I hate her knobby knees.

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Summer: I mean, I just want to say, upfront, I'm not looking for anything serious. Are you cool with that?
Tom: Oh yeah.

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London 1964. Those girls knew how to dress. Nowadays it's all giant sunglasses, tattoos, little handbags with dogs in them. Who okayed this?

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As he listened, Tom began to realize that these weren't stories routinely told. These were stories one had to earn.

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Summer: I'll go first. Penis. Come on.
Tom: Penis.
Summer: Penis.
Tom: Penis. There're kids around.
Summer: No there isn't.

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Summer: Well you are a perfectly adequate greeting card writer.
Tom: That was my name in college. Perfectly adequate Hansen.