Kent Murphy

This account was created to teach you how to 1. Hit DINGERS 2. Drop Dong 3. To Not Be Such A Pussy.. WE ALWAYS BREAK THINGS DOWN FROM A FUNDEMENTAL STANDPOINT!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Y'all up?!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

500 foot dick slaps kids don't you forget that shit!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Lebron may have had 40 points but I've hit 40 dingers in one game

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

@ASAP_OB hit some dingers kid!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Morning dipshits! Today's a good day to never fuckin' bunt #DingersOnly

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

@cvannatta5 don't be such a pussy today... Hit some dingers and don't bunt

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Dick slap one about 500 feet today kid.. @DDAXE #unclekent

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Uncle Kent is catching a game in Dingerville tonight!!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Everyone give Uncle Kent a shoutout!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Morning shit stains! Start your week off right and hit a few dingers today!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Show all the no talent dick wads in the infield that you're doing all the work yourself

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

First thing you're gonna wanna do when you get on the mound is grab your happy meal... Spit a big loogie... And call for the ball

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

#WordsOfWisdom

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Good luck to all the kids and coaches following us in they're games tomorrow, hit dingers and bat flip every time even if you dont go yard!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Kent tip of the day- dont be a fuckin pussy if you get beaned by the pitcher, charge his ass & disgrace his family, then flip the ump off

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

Nothin like flipping the catcher the bird cause you only throw fastballs... None of that pussy curve shit

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

I got news for all you shit stains... Only person to strike ol Kent out is himself.

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

@joepetro54 Go crank some DINGERS kid! Thanks for the follow!

[Kent Murphy @500FtDickSlaps]

@kadenlaxson_54 hit some DINGERS today kid!! And don't fuckin' bunt

[KLA❌ @kadenlaxson_54]

In honor of game day, S/O to one of the best in the game... 45 time all star... King supreme... KENT MURPHYYYY!