Serena

Hockey ruined my life. 🍁🐧she/her

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

They took it away from me.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

This is my first live hat trick, don’t take this away from me.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

This is my first live hat trick, don’t take this away from me.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

Also, maybe don’t allow the dude the opportunity to even make that shot?! Like?!

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

Multiple things can be true at once…

-There have been other plays that are just as bad/worse that have gone unpunished.
-This play deserves punishment.
-Morgan did a good thing going to bat for his team after something upset them.
-The way he went about that was dangerous.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

He’s my favorite player and I adore him, but that was a suspendable play. 🤷‍♀️

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

IT’S DOUBLE VOTING DAY PEOPLE!!

⭐️ 1 RT = 2 Votes Each ⭐️
#NHLAllStarVote John Tavares
#NHLAllStarVote Morgan Rielly
#NHLAllStarVote Mitch Marner
#NHLAllStarVote William Nylander

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

My new Leafs conspiracy theory, is that they’re doing this weird thing with the new goal songs so that we all get annoyed enough to beg them to change it back to Hall & Oates. And I fully support it.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

I hope Austin Matthews knows I now expect a hat trick per game for the rest of the season.

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

Whoever started the “We Want Tacos” chant at the Knights game, let’s be friends. 🌮

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

HBD, Olli! 🥳🎂

[katie @katieonleafstwt]

Auston: “I think Morgan Rielly is a pretty good chirper.”

Morgan Rielly: [immediately proves him right by using his answer time to chirp Mitch]

[chelsea🦇 @batdykes]

everyone shut up look at zeus marner’s wedding outfit

[katie @katieonleafstwt]

the 1/2 of my the 1/2 of my
mentions about mentions about
BookTok drama Mitch’s wedding

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

So my hockey team may not have won anything, but a member of my Marbula One Team won the individual championship this season so…

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

“I guess I’ll use my lunch break to check up on how free agency is going…”

*opens Twitter*

“You know, on second thought…cat videos sound great.”

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

The only part of the parade that mattered. Phil. 🖤

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

This is for the Teddy Blueger fan club 🫡

[Pens Out of Context 🐧 @pghOOC]

#TSTheErasTour

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

I have teared up no less than three times over that video of Jonathan Marchessault’s son saying “You won daddy, you won!”

[Serena @500daysofhockey]

Are Vegas fans obnoxious? Sure. But guess what, so are your team’s fans. My teams’ fans too. Hockey fans are obnoxious. Let people be happy and have fun, it’s not that deep y’all.