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@19Crimes #19crimes bought a case and one bottle was only 1/3 full. Are you guys drinking on the job?

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Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un receives protrait from 8 year old Pi Ju-Ah of Haeju, in commentating on of brave rescue at Pyongyang Zoo.

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@TheSmokingTire @AlexRoy144 Paintball door gun on the van, let's get that series going.

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@PardonMyTake Cool van...if you're a bitch who vapes in it. We hot box with real cigars.

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@BarstoolBigCat Hey barstoolBigCat, suck my dick, our van has a toilet, how about you lick my YUGE balls

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This shit is #hilarious

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Donald Trump plagued by deep insecurities regarding small size of his tiny crowds.

Marshal Kim Jong-Un has large and manly crowds.

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@BarackObama now that you've moved out of the White House- you should drive our dope van #potus

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#FortLauderdale shooter walked into the fbi office in Anchorage Alaska claiming that the cia was forcing him to join ISIS @RealAlexJones

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@realDonaldTrump bro, can you quote Kim Jong Un next!?!? @DPRK_News

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Repugnant Turk Recep Erdogan is named world's leading jailor of journalists.

Marshal Kim Jong-Un is benevolent father of free DPRK press.

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Donald Trump minister of nuclear weapons Richard Perry known as governor of Texas province, famed for its production of tacos and bumpkins.

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Heroic donkey "Uncle Kwon," of Chagang Province, receives recognition for identifying Japanese agents through his braying.

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With demise of noble Jefe Fidel Castro, socialists unite in swearing allegiance to Marshal Kim Jong-Un as leader of world progressives.

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#RIP #FidelCastro We'll be sure to light a Cuban cigar and sing the internationale in your memory

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Yo Pence you trolling about in a van? https://t.co/eNBjEUDP3R

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US vice warlord Micheal Pence promises "backdoor" legislation against homo-sexuals, in speech seen as "raw meat" for Donald Trump supporters

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Innovative new launch technology gives DPRK power to launch donkeys into orbit.

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"Thanksgiving" is United States ritual in which the rich devour as much food as possible, to prevent it from falling into hands of the poor

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Be sure to drink with the grain of the #liquor

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@ZackKlapman lots of vans there, many opportunities. I feel you bro