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[slim pug @500gyoza]

Nature said she’d give us something crazier than Trump becoming President again. Snow in New Orleans and all along the coastline

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This Thread on Interesting Maps will Broaden Your Understanding Of The World

1. Never knew these big American cities were so close together.

[slim pug @500gyoza]

People always talk about what food they make when they’re high or drunk being atrocious but what about when you’re on your period and concoct the weirdest shit to try and satisfy all 101 cravings you’re having

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it’s so important to have a sister

[slim pug @500gyoza]

Just put on my retainer for the first time in a few days and my teeth hurt so bad it’s making my stomach ache

[Sun Ra @KailSovl]

Happy MLK weekend from the blackest city in America. Jackson, Mississippi 2024

Photographed by Justin Hardiman

[slim pug @500gyoza]

@detergent1117 Cute I got Berkeley too

[khai ⋆ @venusianruby]

naoko takeuchi's sailor moon high fashion references 𐙚 a thread

[slim pug @500gyoza]

When the first boy I ever kissed is now having a baby 💀💀💀💀

[slim pug @500gyoza]

Ex B) no one wanted to talk about how lunch yesterday was going to ruin our intestines? I said this is going to make my IBS act up ! ! !

[slim pug @500gyoza]

Something I’ve noticed: in a room of co workers if they’re all talking about pooping/ their bowel movements I don’t have to chime in but if no one is talking about their BMs I’m gonna be the one to allude to it or bring it up.

[slim pug @500gyoza]

Ex A) my boss has the stomach bug. I asked if he was throwing up AND shitting. He didn’t want to mention anything coming out his behind, but he wasn’t even shitting just throwing up. I still need the details.

[Maze 👣 @MaisieBrownJxn]

i have over 200 of these with me right now to give out for free! (it’s another brand of emergency contraceptive, like plan b) thank you @SHEROMS4 and Julie for the donation!! 🩷 please tell a friend to tell a friend.. get a free one!! these retail for $40+ at the drugstores.

[Sagittarius Facts @sagittastrology]

This is what Sagittarius is up to when they cancel all their plans and ignore all their texts because they’re “busy”

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

1. Poor eating habits.
2. Serial dating.
3. No sexual discipline.
4. People-pleasing.
5. Hyper-religious.
6. Negative self-talk.
7. Poor boundaries.
8. Easily agitated.
9. Problems with trust.
10. Memory loss.
11. Substance abuse.
12. Poor conflict resolution skills.
13. Avoidant behavior.
14. Difficulties asking for help.
15. Perfectionism.
16. Chronic apologizing.
17. Constant need for reassurance.
18. Relying on external validation to make decisions.
19. Problems accepting compliments.
20. A need to fix a everybody else’s problems.

[slim pug @500gyoza]

This could be me this year at harvest but I’m really hoping it’s not

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The streets of Levira, Portugal were flooded with red wine after a distillery’s 2.2 million liter tanks burst.

https://t.co/kwEPNKRjVu

[Charles W McKinney, Jr. @CharlesWMcKinn2]

It took *decades* for the language to change from “Memphis Riot” to what it actually was - a massacre. So, if you live in or love Memphis, or good history in general, you should read this short, powerful book. Thanks to Beverly Bond and Susan O'Donovan for this great work.

[slim pug @500gyoza]

Did y’all’s moms feed you this lie(?) that when you get older (20s) you will not be wearing T shirts any more ?

[Angie Thomas @angiecthomas]

The Angie Thomas Writers scholarship is a full ride scholarship at my alma mater @BelhavenU for an aspiring young writer. Educators, please pass this along.

[slim pug @500gyoza]

@bluntkween ANA SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP