🐚Glurgh🐚

He/They
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I write stories sometimes
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[🐚Glurgh🐚 @501Thando]

"bear in mind" I ALWAYS have a bear in mind.

[xy @homeostaxy]

Having to study for another exam right after finishing an exam

[Niryā𓆰𓆪 @ZenAndFire]

No one has a victim complex like a man
Who thinks he's a good person

[c @baby__canada]

man who gave the odyssey a five star rave review slanders film about centuries of queer repression and survival under fascism for “insisting on its own monumentality”

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Democrats are now calling for ban on artificial superintelligence.

[Anri 🌌 @windskylark]

trying to go to a class after skipping once

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

if you're a college student in november they fucking kill you btw

[Caspar🍉 @tieflinc]

Dropping a banger like "we're crate training the actors" in front of Will Ferrell and having him laugh must be like doing a line of coke yk

[Boyidiot @ironicallyubi]

Literally how you sound rn

[el🧛🏻‍♀️🕊️ @lesbianstatt]

Not in wokes America buddy. We are canceling it and giving the budget to the wig departments in Yellowjackets and interview with the vampire

[jay @jeanseart]

a classic in my household

[J 𓃗 @floptwnk]

This fucking video JAHAGSVYAA

[Lulu @muixyui]

US senators first meeting

[chryssi best friend @MaudPies]

MY LITTLE PONY IS NOW THEY LITTLE PRONOUNS

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

How it feels to wake up for uni just for attendance

[al ೃ༄ is issa pilled @hunterxartermis]

AND YALL BETTER KEEP THIS ENERGY TILL 2028 AND BEYOND

[🐚Glurgh🐚 @501Thando]

@hunterxartermis The second one #shewasabum

[rilee @retardedgarfy]

Ireland isn’t even worth it with how expensive living on your own is. We’re a small island why can’t I rent out a small apartment by myself with a full time job that doesn’t take half of my
Money and dignity. It’s either that or living in the middle of nowhere!

[J @verythickvajjjj]

You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door

[ꉂ ᳐˶ᵒ ᵕ ˂˶ ᳐ฅ @bigballerbernn]

If i had a girlfriend i would ignore her to doomscroll on twitter for 7 hours a day