Murph

No bad takes📠

[Murph @503takes]

#newpinnedtweet

[Donny DeVito @David85896212]

The maestro @503takes

[Murph @503takes]

Im addicted to glo rilla

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Presidents that are innocent don’t have emergency meetings about dead child rape traffickers.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Coming soon to a TV near you..

[Murph @503takes]

@Shaquiloatmeal3 Thank you

[Murph @503takes]

There is no way everyone has “the best dad”

[Murph @503takes]

Wait until the bapple fiends find out angry orchard is year round

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

[Overtime @overtime]

That “I know” at the end was COLD 🥶
(via @Eagles)

[Murph @503takes]

White boy winter

[Murph @503takes]

@Shaquiloatmeal3 Auto correct exists

[Murph @503takes]

Daddy long leg a horny ass name for a spider

[Murph @503takes]

Genuinely think if Luka didn’t wear such a fat guy number people would think he is thinner

[Murph @503takes]

Instead of a weather app guy at the bar, I’ve come to the realization I’m a shop for things I can’t afford guy to avoid conversation

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

The Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship hype video is here.

By @Dawsonsmiith

[Murph @503takes]

I wonder how @baexNthePaerk and the 44th are doing these days

[Murph @503takes]

Gotta beat around the bush to get in the bush

[Murph @503takes]

Break my fingers on my forehead doing the melo celebration after a 3 at the gym

[NBA Champion JC🇵🇷 @CantH0LDMe]

This is all the Astros fault for cheating the Dodgers in 2017

[Murph @503takes]

At what age do all white men hate celebrations in football