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just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement

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asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life

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perfectly encapsulates whats wrong with this generation. individualistic, asocial pleasure seeking behavior that is literally destroying the fabric of society. we used to jerk off and go to bed WITH our friends

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed

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getting out of your Tesla Roadster after a long day of work, falling 22 feet and breaking your neck

[TeslaZoa @TeslaZoa]

Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨

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the concept of painting with a twist is cool but i hate how the twist is always wine. they should do painting with a twist but the twist is that danny devito is there

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i want to be healthy but at the same time eating a vegetable is devastating for my aura

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knew there was something off with that little freak

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I’m from the year 2050. Ed Sheeran is not to be trusted.

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oh look the hand that feeds me. one bite couldn’t hurt

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influencer trying the viral double fudge ice cream cookie sundae bowl and before they take the first bite they say “i’m so scared you guys”

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republicans be saying shit like scientists just discovered that gay people produce bufotenin, the same chemical found in venomous toads

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imagine having to reach UP to open your car door

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Gm let’s get this paper

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everyone who put their trash out today is racist

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tldr

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In the era of #ArtificialIntelligence, when human dignity is threatened by new forms of dehumanization, ours is the pressing duty to remain profoundly human. We must lovingly safeguard the grandeur of humanity bestowed upon us and revealed in its fullness in Christ, the splendor of which no machine can ever replace. #MagnificaHumanitas
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went down $275 in blackjack. down to my last $25 and turned it into $500. just goes to show never give up your next big win is right around the corner. take out more money if you have to

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gonna be late, prob just never gonna go. no point

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type of shit your witchy vegan girlfriend texts you when you're already having the worst day of your life

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pisses me off when it rains in april. it’s a little too on the nose. what’s next? may flowers?

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just saw a tiktok of someone saying they built the pyramids from the “top down” bro we are so fucked the education system has failed us

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why is every fitness influencer a devout christian are scientists looking into this

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i will be crashing out over text to someone while simultaneously ordering an iced coffee in person with what can only be described as a pep in my step

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when you're 22 your instagram captions are "i'm not afraid to die” but the second you turn 29 they turn into “grateful to still be alive on this earth” or “cherishing every single second with my family (any moment could be my last)”

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okay fine omg