Christian Grey Probs

A humorous twist on a twisted character. Follow me if you want to see the funny side to the serious #ChristianGrey
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For those of you who know this account... you know what to expect. For those new cummers... it's a lot of salacious and parodical humor. Strap in.

[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to the Fifty Shades Movie. Did you miss me?

[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

“I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather.”

- Margaret Cho.

#bdsm #love

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[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

"No rules."

"None at all? But you have needs."

"I need you more, Anastasia."

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"Why didn't you safe-word, Anastasia?"

"... You know... I forgot."

"You forgot?!"

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"You said you'd never leave, yet when the going gets tough, you're out the door."

"When did I say I'd never leave?"

"In your sleep."

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"I like control, Ana. And around you, that just... evaporates."

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"I have spent my adult life trying to avoid any extreme emotion. Yet you... you bring out feelings in me that are completely alien."

[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

"I just don't know which way is up when I'm with you."

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"I don't do dates, Anastasia - Only with you. But you know that."

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Taking over. #ChristianGreyProblems

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Guess who's back.

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#FiftyShadesDarker #FiftyShades

[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

I can open your eyes.
Take you wonder by wonder.
Over, sideways and under...

#FiftyShadesOfDisney

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I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu! (Ana!)

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#JoseProblems

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That gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam...

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Let it go.

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Frozen 2

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This is my chance to let you go.

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José.

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I don't do the girlfriend thing.

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[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

Sometimes humor helps. If you know anyone suffering from #cancer check out this #Tumblr.

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