Zach Curtis

Director, actor. Thug and Dullard.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@DanielaDea3 @Ollie_4300 @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Republicans had the house, senate and the White House for 2 years and did absolutely nothing

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@BlueKomand @holmserv @realTrumpForce @realDonaldTrump There is absolutely zero proof that this happened. The only person who said this is Trump. I hate to break it to you, but he was lying. He's a liar.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump Sorry about your penis.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump @Yankees

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@patgoeshard

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump @US_FDA @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Also, you're just fucking wrong. By your math, we've have 36 cases. By reality we've had over 7,000. All this tells me is that you are horrendous at math

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump The fuck, dude?

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@FredDeutsch It's nice to see that amidst a national emergency and international pandemic, you can still take the time to be a callous, vile, garbage human being.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@zoochum @BillyBaldwin @realDonaldTrump Right. They've misunderstood his context 14,000 times. Ok. Sure.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get reelected and is sure as you're sitting there is to start a war with Iran." - Donald J. Trump

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

Space Force makes sense when you realize that Trump is basically Zapp Brannigan.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

i dont udnetrstand why opeeipole sed yiou cannt ollooks at the elcspi;pse; direkly. I ddi anddd itt loikod amamzinig

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

@realDonaldTrump Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

"Who is your favorite politician, Mr. Trump?
"Gotta be Lech Walesa."
"Um, that's pronounced 'Leck'"
"It is? Oh, then never mind, not him."

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

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[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

Say, Say, Say Cheese #CheeseSongs @midnight

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

Blue Velveeta #CheeseSongs @midnight

[Zach Curtis @50ftpenguin]

Queso Ra, Sera #CheeseSongs @midnight