50% Sober Podcast

The 50% Sober Podcast follows the unending hilarity and burnout activities of @micdavidlaw, @micahsold, Ryan McBee, @mr_rob_nw, and Preston Burmaster.

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

*Reads George Orwell's 1984*
"Wow that was a great work of fiction"
*The numbers on the book slowly fade to 2016*

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Hints that @realDonaldTrump is lying tonight:
"Believe me"
"Trust me"
"Honestly"

[50% Sober Podcast @50percentsober]

Unreal. https://t.co/VnvVPUZBXA

[50% Sober Podcast @50percentsober]

Unreal. https://t.co/VnvVPUZBXA

[Eduardo Samaniego🗽 @EddyComunica]

DESPICABLE! Pit Bulls used against protesters of Pipeline at #StandingRock This is terrorism. #NoDAPL PLS SHARE!

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Ryan and I just sat here making car sounds for like five minutes. We know how to have a good time. #stoned #weirdpeople

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Dude turned a napkin into a sword, threw it, got it back somehow, then started slashity shlissin' the shit out this seaweed dude. #anime

[50% Sober Podcast @50percentsober]

Tweeting is much easier when you're high (i.e. ☜) #highthoughts #benefitsofweed #stoner

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We'll be recording again soon, but in the meantime, remember when we talked to a BMX hero? https://t.co/r4J3QacTAE

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@atfgdesaw @RileyReidx3 only telling if you give our show a listen. Please? Ok fine she's @ seriouslyriley

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Honestly @RileyReidx3's Snapchats with her man are the cutest thing ever. Aspire to them, relationship peasants. #50percentsober

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You gotta admit, that is pretty badass. https://t.co/JwX4C5y38s

[Assassin's Creed @AssassinsMovie]

125 feet. Damien Walters performs the highest free fall by a stuntman in 35 years, on the #AssassinsCreedMovie set. https://t.co/2TCk4Jfkz6

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Robb almost swallowed a 2 foot hair with some cheese dip today. That's basically our reason for not having a new episode out. #podcast

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🎼"If I had a million dollars"🎶 Well I hope it would be because we are still entertaining the masses with our #50percentsober #podcast

[50% Sober Podcast @50percentsober]

'Shite Rider' sounds like gold to us. Better get your TM on there before we do. @_bigquestion