Cory John Schneider

Parody account don't get your panties in a bundle, school board

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#minichat #snapchat #teenageee

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Ow my shoulder!

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Yet another day the school district closed tsk tsk tsk... When I was in school we didn't have a district, or an English language. And you wonder why I'm so fluent in Latin.

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How sopranos be trying to hit those high notes

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18. https://t.co/XnmMDLpJkV

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Today I asked Ryan how he's been enjoying our swell FHS choral program! His response was......

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I told them to go home and rest their voices and it's been suspiciously quiet ever since, someone, somewhere is getting nodules and it's my duty to put an end to it.

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When it’s your birthday AND Fourth of July.

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Me: let’s do some sight reading
Sopranos:

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"Oh I can't come to the concert tonight I have to work"

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@lilSchneidz had a great time grinding it up on the dance floor with you, son. 😎

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Everyone's tired and nobody cares.

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So bummed the TSA confiscated all of my mini vodka bottles, I don't know how I'm going to get through this week.

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Who's the most annoying bass?

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Ryan and Colin wanted to dye eggs this morning and all I wanted to do was sing...just the life of a conductor I guess!

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Which swimsuit should I pack for San Francisco?

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Contractors trying to tell me the practices rooms are soundproof and I'm just