Michael Marshall

On the day I was born, Sputnik 1, the first artificial satellite, was put into Earth's orbit. (Now I can watch a live video of Earth sent from a space station)

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

The thing I remember most about walking a couple of miles to the public library when I was a kid is, not ever regretting it. #readingmatters

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@americavsdems @krassenstein You're a nutbar. Pray for your mental health, maggot

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Hahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah <breathe> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.

This is RICH.

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@oelma__ Marcarena

[Sabine @sar_rpa]

@HalfwayPost @georgegalloway

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@BerisfordRon Ann

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@lady_valor_07 Cat was here first

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

THINGS WE DID DO:
Built This City
Shot the Sheriff

THINGS WE DIDN'T DO:
Start The Fire
Shoot the Deputy

THINGS WE WANT TO DO:
Break Free
Hold Your Hand

THINGS WE WILL DO:
Rock You
Survive
Anything for Love

THINGS WE WON’T DO:
Take It
Get Fooled Again
Talk About Bruno
Back Down
Stop Believin’
That

THINGS WE CAN’T DO:
Get No Satisfaction
Make You Love Me
Fight This Feeling

THINGS WE WILL NEVER DO:
Get Back Together (Like, ever)
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
Hurt You

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@CrankyPappy I was working in a call center Someone ripped a strip off Mr and I finished the call by saying TRy and have a nice day and they phoned in to complain

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

“I wish you the day you deserve.”

[Tracy Ur 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ @tracyurq]

THE PEEK FREANS COOKIE FACTORY IS RUNNING AT FULL TILT, THE WHOLE OF EAST TORONTO SMELLS LIKE A SUGAR COOKIE. 🚨

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@EliBraden Ed serious years

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@Dubes123 Kind of like George Therogood. Talented enough to make it though

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@halleberry You've reached immortal meme status. Congrats

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@fortherepuwo2t @FordJohnathan5 Oh big fucking deal.

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@JohnCleese None of my business. All the best. Regards.

[Randy McNally @therandymc]

@JohnCleese This is so sad to see. You guys have had such a great partnership for so many years and have given so many so much joy.

Hopefully you can find a way to bury the hatchet before you're all 6 feet under.

[SandyRob @NewWestSandy]

We have what they want.
They want us to just hand it over.
We need to shove that up their ass.

[Michael Marshall @50SevenSputnik]

@NewWestSandy Can we get away fast enough though ?

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.

[Kevin Mcleod @dockevinmcleod]

Honey. Hey honey.

We have 15,430 beekeepers in Canada. We export about $60 million of honey a year, $40 million of that to the USA. That honey now has a 50% tariff and our farmers are going to have a tough time selling it.

Canada imports a lot of honey, about $73 million of it. Some of it isn’t even real honey (seriously it’s faked with rice and cane syrups eww).

Check the labels. As a country we are spending $73 million on imported honey and looking at loosing $40 million in exported honey to the USA. It’s kinda simple math. Buy Canadian honey.

Little things from many people will make a difference.