Brian

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women https://t.co/benUu7h2Y3

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win a SIGNED Ryan O’Hearn Jersey.

[Hammer and Nigel @hammerandnigel]

TRANSFER PORTAL UPDATE:

(And if you get this joke, we could totally drink moonshine together and be friends)

[Brian @513Yinzer]

@ClayTravis Why is the mayor of the biggest city of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA taking the oath on a Qu’ran?

[Brian @513Yinzer]

Like this is a good thing? GTFOH New York is such a shit hole

[The Associated Press @AP]

Incoming New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani will make history as the city's first mayor to take the oath of office on a Quran. He will also be the first Muslim, South Asian, and African-born mayor.

[Brian @513Yinzer]

@Mikeggibbs Cool pronouns and pride flag , what a faggot

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS now for a chance to win a signed jersey from 2025 NL Cy Young Award winner, Paul Skenes!

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Guy is everywhere and no where at the same time

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @pat_fry5 mini helmet!

[College Puck NXT @CollegePuckNXT]

‼️🚨BREAKING🚨‼️

GAVIN MCKENNA IS HAPPY VALLEY BOUND!!!!
🦁🦁🦁
Per @Hockey_Robinson

Perhaps the most highly anticipated College Hockey recruit EVER has made his decision that he will play the 2025-26 season for the Penn State Nittany Lions!

A generational type prospect and virtual lock to go #1 overall in the 2026 NHL Draft. McKenna had 167 points in 72 GP for the WHL Champions the Medicine Hat Tigers.

Does the addition of McKenna make Penn State as the Natty favorites for 2025-26???

📸 by: @admanlucass

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night https://t.co/mCRIt4l6eO

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

A legendary day calls for a legendary giveaway.

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Andrew McCutchen jersey!

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Former teammates of Jaromir Jagr have made the Stanley Cup Final in:

1980: Brian Trottier
1981: Brian Trottier
1982: Brian Trottier
1983: Brian Trottier
1984: Mark Messier
1985: Mark Messier
1986: Joe Mullen
1987: Mark Messier
1988: Mark Messier
1989: Jiri Hridina
1990: Mark Messier
1991: Mario Lemieux
1992: Mario Lemieux
1993: J.J. Daigneault
1994: Mark Messier
1995: Tom Chorske
1996: Scott Young
1997: Doug Brown
1998: Doug Brown
1999: Benoit Hogue
2000: Scott Gomez
2001: Chris Drury
2002: Brendan Shanahan
2003: Jay Pandolfo
2004: Pavel Kubina
2006: Mark Recchi
2007: Shawn Thornton
2008: Andreas Lilja
2009: Petr Sykora
2010: Kris Versteeg
2011: Mark Recchi
2012: Willie Mitchell
2013: Dan Carcillo
2014: Willie Mitchell
2015: Kris Versteeg
2016: Matt Cullen
2017: Matt Cullen
2018: Alex Chiasson
2019: Brayden Schenn
2020: Brayden Coburn
2021: Jon Merrill
2022: Ondrej Palat (Olympics)
2023: Aleksander Barkov
2024: Aleksander Barkov
2025: Aleksander Barkov

45 straight seasons.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Newlyweds In San Francisco Looking For Nice One Bedroom, Zero Bath Starter Tent https://t.co/64E7KDtrYB

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

ENOUGH about "the first all female space crew." It was a fully automated ship so they weren't even flying it. This wasn't some kind of game changing breakthrough, it was the world's priciest Six Flags ride.

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Unwilling to pay costly vet bill, Pirates opt to have Pirate Parrot put down. More at 11.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players https://t.co/UmQPMZcyp0

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mark Andrews right now …