Ally

I'm a bengals fan and an asshole 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@paramountplus #GreatRealityGiveaway #ParamountPlus

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Starbucks what the fuck is this in my cold brew.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@AskCiti

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Citibank how come your CSR hung up on me after 13 min of flat out not listening bc I asked for someone else with “no you cannot talk to anybody I already processed the request”. Click. Idk what she even requested ffs.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@AskCiti Tried to dm you but it doesn’t allow the message to go through.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

#SamSummerDitchDays @besudenal

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Oreo y’all did me dirty on this one. It’s like someone got hungry during packaging.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@DICKS if I forgot to enter my scorecard at purchase can I upload the receipt somehow afterwards?

Please don’t make me make a whole ass phone call for this 🙏🏼

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@bi_cincy Hope you washed my blanket.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

https://t.co/4trTkL1m9n

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

A lot of people are having physical manifestations of the negative that has been inside & swirling around lately. It’s been an intense shift of energy this week. Be kind to yourself. ♥️

[Ally @513Alexandra]

Did anyone ever expect trump to concede?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[Ally @513Alexandra]

Does anyone else keep people on their following just to see how stupid people can get? Just me?

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Jake_NFL It’s definitely way earlier. I’m chalking it up as a win for the Bengals though.

[Lindsay Patterson @LndsPatterson]

Bengals beat the 9-0 KC Chiefs back in 2003. Almost 17 years to the day they will face the 8-0 Steelers in what will be the biggest game of the season and Joe Burrow’s rookie year. Is it Sunday yet?

[Ally @513Alexandra]

“I don’t understand data or statistics and I’m mad about it” - artist, probably

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Balm3rN1ck I had to say something! Fb jail can’t stop me from commenting on that

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Balm3rN1ck what you said about 1st female ref & female VP? Didn’t even know these feelings were possible but it’s cool AF to see it with our daughters.

[Ally @513Alexandra]

@Balm3rN1ck I explained women’s sufferance to Evelyn when we went to vote and she hit me in the face and said “DUH” so I get it. But we’ll cherish these memories forever