Easily Amused Mom

Nerd. Geek. Unrepentant sarcastic with a 12 year old boy sense of humor. Mom of Firecracker and Bottle Rocket. Brutally honest. Blunt. Unapologetic.

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Had a "what did you learn" moment with Bottle Rocket 🚀 in the car today. The only thing you control is how you react and respond to other people's stupidity. And yes... if you run over that slow pedestrian... you are 100% at fault. #smh #teendriver

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@Sofia50020Sofia All 20.

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True to form over the last 3 decades... handsome husband picks an adorable sentimental v-day card that has me nearly in tears. I reciprocate with a trex card, making fun of my short arms. Well played sir... well played. #HappyValentinesDay #sarcastic_me #32years

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Imagine spending millions of dollars of someone else's money to attend a football game while you attempt to cut funding to absolutely everything around you. Two faced much? He's truly only out for himself. #magafools #you_fools_asked_4_this

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More essential truths for Bottle Rocket today. The more rude and snotty you are to me, the slower my wallet opens to do anything extra for you... and rides? oh honey... those car doors are locked. #is_it_only_my_kid

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I just want to walk up to people & tell them loudly that their racism is showing & they may want to tuck it back in again... you know, like a size tag on a favorite sweater that won't stay put. Then again, I'm fairly certain people who need to hear it don't care. #magafools

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Wait. Think about it. Maybe tRump IS the real DEI hire. #you_fools_asked_for_this #MoronMAGA

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Perhaps we should just sell the naming rights to the Gulf of Mexico. Use the proceeds to fund whatever crazy yet completely necessary program that the moron chops next. Pepsi? Coke? Tmobile? Cox? Qt? Anyone game?

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Essential truths moment with Firecracker this morning. 1)Always do the extra credit 2) Don't call out sick when you're not 3) For the love of god, read a book. Now, could we just get Bottle Rocket on board? #kidsthesedays #essentialtruths #collegelife #growthefuckup

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The irony is not lost on me that the rapist/convicted felon/traitor is taking the oath of office on civil rights day. An oath he has no intention of honoring and rights he fully intends to trample upon. #youfoolsaskedforthis

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@bluhue123 🤚✋️🖐

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Whomever created text messages must have hated working parents. Fml... neither Firecracker 🧨 nor Bottle Rocket 🚀 can get their self sufficient independent souls together today.

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@RichardAngwin Lunacy?

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@AdamPlantinga The lamest warrant ever was for failure to return library books. $25 and dude didn't have it or anyone who was willing to help him. 6 hrs at the jail booking him in.

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Bottle Rocket 🚀 tells me that she's going to live forever... like Jesus.. oh wait...he died. My bad, she says and almost falls out of her chair laughing. #blondeforever #onlymychild #think_b4_u_sound_stupid

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@elonmusk The tesla truck??

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Bottle Rocket 🚀 has to create a poster on the most important woman in US history. I'm thinking along the lines of RBG, Sally Ride.. a dozen other pioneers. Who does she pick? Marilyn Monroe. Great. Leave it to my kid to pick tits and ass over substance. #Pioneers #History #sad

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Everyone in the US... make sure you track the price of gas, milk, eggs, bread, etc. for reference in 4 years, since that's all that matters anymore, apparently. So much for morals, decency, and integrity. #sofuckingdone

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80 year old MILs kidney function is at 41% so what's she buying? Ramen and Funions. FML. She argues with me that it's her cholesterol that 41. Um no... that was nearly 300. Pay the fuck attention would ya?

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Historic vehicle plate on an ancient neon orange Ford Pinto Wagon. Laughable at best. Well played MVD. #oldisnothistoric #fugly