The “Marlboro” Man

League Champion of TIL DEATH! Dynasty 24’ + 25’ 🏆 | Peak 12.5 HCP ⛳️ | Abramovich-Era Chelsea Fan ⚽️

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

WOW MAITLAND-NILES!!!

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@ReeceDaBeast531 Someone is just jealous #fomo

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@ChetBagMcDougal Jet, I’d wager she has a snap score higher than the age of the universe. Also I’m jealous as shit.

Obviously this is just click bait for engagement though. If it’s real then she’s #ForTheStreets

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

What a total moron. Used to tolerate this guy because his entire podcast is just the most agreeable + repeated advice for men (but louder), now he’s a total #nuke

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Defund golf courses.

Golf courses in America use around 30.5× more water than all data centres combined.

Golf courses: ~531bn gallons/year.

Data centres: ~17.4bn gallons/year.

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

Coventry City looked great today. Although MC could have scored another 1-3 goals thru Cherki and Haaland, Coventry could have also bagged a couple themselves. Great match despite it ending 1-0.

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

Getting dressed for a wedding away from home, and I forgot my belt #classic

Off to Macy’s I go. Maybe Marshall’s.

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

WON AND 0.

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@BigJHavin I think I owe you the roster.

Yes the average age is probably 32 y/o. But I think this teams goes deep. Plus I have Josh Jacobs on my bench.

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@BigJHavin Big J, respectfully a 10 man league isn’t a real league. That being said my 12 man league team is much better than this bunch of scrubs #nukeJJ

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

Not tying to flex but I was at that game.

It took about 20 seconds for everyone in the stadium to figure out that we just had to kneel out for the W. No one could believe it. That’s probably my 1-A lions memory of all time.

[Jack Cousins @jackcuz5]

The exact moment Jared Goff cemented himself into Lions history

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@SkiMaskChris_ @AlexCaruso How did you miss on Olave!!!

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@ballenburner Fair enough. Just funny as hell that ESPN auto draft is dumber than Alexa AI #StoneAge #Disney

[Den @DenTalksBall]

Congratulations to all the psychopaths who bought the dip on Josh Jacobs…..

You just got a free rb1

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🚨 KYLIAN MBAPPE MISSES THE OPPORTUNITY TO EQUALIZE FOR REAL MADRID! ❌

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@AlexCaruso Because you didn’t mention Marv

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You know it’s fake because in this story Caleb has a girlfriend #GaryBears

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Bears WR Luther Burden III reveals that QB Caleb Williams made him and other teammates move into his home during the offseason.

"He made us live with him in the offseason. Like train here, his girlfriend making us food and everything like that. It'd be me, Odunze, and Loveland."

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

@nickbateman33 I drafted Andrew Luck 15 minutes before he retired in 2019. I had a wagon until that point (I think).

[The “Marlboro” Man @517MarlboroMan]

Drafting a fantasy team at the 1.04 spot, who do I grab? Expecting Puka Nacua but frankly I don’t need streamer drama on my squad.

JT sounds nice.