Anthony Maze

Standup Comedian and Magician, Marine Corps Veteran, Hypnotist, and Speaker. I also try to suck at acting sometimes.

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@ChloeeMaeXOXO TikTok is a Chinese company. They won’t accommodate Americans.

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Halloween, Scream, Gremlins, Little Shop of Horror, and Jason Goes to Hell. Perfect picks

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Scream

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@EndWokeness Dem fish be high as a mofo right now

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

Curious to hear your pick! 👑🔪

[Freddy Krueger (☥𝐃𝐁) @FreddyKruegerDB]

Who is the King?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@BoothJared43106 @MLB 7 day free trial. Or $12.99 for the month. Seems reasonable.

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@weatherchannel hey! So can you just PLEASE put the Fahrenheit and Celsius on the same screen? Why do you make everyone switch between the two? Even our cars have Standard and Metric speed on the dash. It’s 2025 🤦🏻‍♂️

[MajToure999 @MajToure]

This. Is FUCKING. HILARIOUS. 😂😂😂

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

The irony of the results being 80%

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@oocdexter Plot twist, she only married Dex in real life to tease Lundy…

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

Hey look #America your “leader” just called 45% of you “LOSERS”

Sure do know how to pick them… 🗳️✅

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

Adrien Brody not swallowing his gum and tossing it back to his seat like a softball 😂 #Oscars2025

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

#Oscars2025 #nickofferman was a terrible choice for the Oscar’s announcer. This guy has mispronounced how many names now??? #StillCounting

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@Erinsamps42 @CNviolations Jesus Christ, if you’re going to try to insult, at least spell the words correctly. It’s “They’re” take 3 minutes to learn They, Their, and They’re 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Cory Tucek @Cory_Tucek]

Idk why everyone is complaining this #TysonPaul stream quality is pretty good.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

The final 'touch' of the #TysonPaul fight.

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@cctvidiots lol. Smart man. Regular guys would have spent 7 years with her, and then lost everything in the divorce.

[Anthony Maze @52cardguy]

@everythng_dop3 Hahahah! We are all supposed to laugh right? That’s why the friend filmed? They just goofing around right? HAHAHAHAAH. It’s so funny :)