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“If you give a blanket, I’ll take the bathtub” *A lit as tits bean*

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Someone not afraid to get his pallet wet

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I would die for you

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Where was the mom? Giving birth!

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There’s a floof in the back left!

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I’m sitting like a woman with a pencil skirt on

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She just clapped her lips at me

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Is that Hebrew?

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Honestly I’m just gonna be naked for 3 days straight

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Why is your belly button screaming 😭

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It’s cuz I be snipin boy

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I’m watching Hotel Transylvania tonight

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Do you actually have diabetes?

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I might get a pair of black jeans

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I might go to chiropractor school… break some backs

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You ever seen those veiny white joints with the speckles? NASTY

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Confirmed, self diagnosed, sterile.

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The foreskin’s falling off

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She didn’t get burnt up

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You think that seal pussy be grippin?

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“You’re good you don’t even have cards” *Dealer John to Brandon trying to hit after already hitting a blackjack* 😭