Mighty Criminal

Your resident Goofy Goober

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

When your friend brings dank food over. @ProSyndicate

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

“My big penis will keep me warm”

- Land

[Woody @kissmehomie]

Zyn gives you pussy cancer. Dip makes your balls bigger

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

@SheaMarie14 I’m only liking this tweet so I can save it to shame you a year from now

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

@SheaMarie14 Dak, in fact, did not get that Super Bowl.

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

Blasting Niggas in Paris walking into this final to boost confidence .

[𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚. @damnjiggaa]

if you can’t communicate, apologize or tell the truth then you not grown yet

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

Walmart Tires > Les Schwab Tires

No Sales and Service Professional can tell me different.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how thanksgiving is on 4/20 this year

[Woody @kissmehomie]

Keep fucking with me ill spiral throw your toddler 65 yards for a touchdown

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

🫡

[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

Brigham talking about his girl “if she came home from work, I would not suck her toes “,

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[Mighty Criminal @540Method]

@cod_epadd I think Batting Average is a great way to get a feel for a player’s hitting performance, but it’s not the end all be all of a player’s hitting performance. There are plenty of hitting stats to consider when evaluating a player.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

mfs will hand u this and be like “u can kill it”

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

whoever invented math definitely had no bitches