Max Sirak

Loves music and life.
Records podcasts.
Makes Dungeons & Dragons videos.
Wrote a bestseller.

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@STS9
Check it out!
Y'all helped me and my dad write a book (released earlier this week) and didn't even know it.
I got you you though.
Credit where credit's due. 👊

[Max Sirak @545Max]

So, this is happening now.

https://t.co/Ti1NNPwcWq

[Max Sirak @545Max]

For a homie...

May I please get 2 friends to copy and repost? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicideAwareness 1-800-273-8255

Just two. Any two. Copy- not retweet

[Max Sirak @545Max]

I wrote this today to help people.
It's about how to survive and thrive spending time at home and having minimal social contact.
If you get value out of it - share it.
Please.

https://t.co/6wyu5KNKUH

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@IgAndUn Hahahaha!
Yep.
Haven’t seen that either...

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@IgAndUn And 100% awesome

[Ignorant&Uninformed @IgAndUn]

Potatoes make French fries, chips, AND vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying! Sad.

[Ignorant&Uninformed @IgAndUn]

If you ever wanted to know the opposite of Netflix and Chill, it’s called CNN AND PANIC.

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@VivavicomicDave Hell yeah! Glad to see some new adventures for Argon!
Way to be, Dave!

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@danielleRwest @IgAndUn I take that as a compliment

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@tferriss If you’re still chewing on the quote from today’s 5BF - check out Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves To Death. It’s pretty delicious.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

[Ignorant&Uninformed @IgAndUn]

Camelback water bottles are just adult sippy cups... change my mind.

[Max Sirak @545Max]

There's a lot of shit things happening in the world right now.
Feeling beat down by it all makes sense.
Overwhelm is real.
I get it.
Which is why I wrote this.
Anger won't save us.
But wonder might.
https://t.co/8nNe5HS2e5

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@geoff_wat @BarstoolBigCat I mean....it was a terrible no call and like a 60 yrd kick.
I get it.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@TheCoatesShow @IgAndUn Hahahahaha!
I'm glad someone was.
I ended up on a chair lift next to a guy in the satellite making biz a couple days after we recorded that. After a lull in conversation, I asked him about the Kessler Syndrome. His answer: "It's crazy up there."

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@geoff_wat
In case you're still doing your research...

[Danielle West @danielleRwest]

⁦@IgAndUn⁩ all you need to know is right here: How Circumcision Works | Stuff You Should Know https://t.co/vzBDSvbKcL

[Max Sirak @545Max]

In case anyone is struggling to feel that cheer we're so expected to have on display this time of year, this is for you.
It's about reconnecting with joy.
May it help any with those very real holiday blues.
https://t.co/ZckZv0vOD7
#3qd #ChristmasEve #OdeToJoy #MerryChrismas

[Max Sirak @545Max]

@geoff_wat THE HUMANITY!