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@gabgonebad Clearly trolling cause some dumb bitch wanted to bring up the Rihanna abuse. Bring up old dumb shit get told troll dumber shit

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@FearedBuck @theicem6n OOOOOO little Kunta Kenny lucky he ain’t cross paths with my goat yet, he’d catch the fattest fuckin fade of his life

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@yoxics This right here ppl is why you don’t box yourself into such a niche type of content that has no possible longevity. Nigga gonna have to wait until the new into the spider verse movie to make a comeback if he even relevant after asking for EVEN more

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@officialkm0

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@america CRY HARD MAGTARDS 😂😂😂

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@GunslingerViews Fuck both those dumb bitches, they need more than a saxophone

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

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@OlxmiDEY_ Ts so fucking gay

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Kendrick Lamar wins Best New Artist at the 2027 #GRAMMYs 🏆

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@NeverclipsonX Someone please tell her to just never speak again in her life & she’ll be perfect

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@korzawyd Finally, been waiting for the day we cancelled this bih into a hoe

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@tervisscoot Last one he dropped was shit too 😂😂😂✌🏿 would never open ts up

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@ActiveMak Literally like only 4 songs with replay value 😭 Houston old head, peso, Goldie & lvl

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@dollh4nds Can’t wait to get off work

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@maxguwapo This facts, 2016-17 might have deadass been the end of that era haven’t seen it trend since, chuck taylors & vans are fuckin terrible anyways tho

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@japan_nobunaga As an in n out connoisseur, I must admit this is the most intellectually written piece of literature I’ve set my eyes upon. I love you.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@ohfold @sickofslimee Keep b diddy name out ya mouth, buttplugmax became a femboy all on his own

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@clippedbytm Niggs YOU are those niggas 😭😭

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@PlaqueBoyMax This nigga gotta be doing it for trolls now ain’t no way