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I’m a smitten Saturn put a ring on it

[eb @55burnjules]

University done ✅ liver done in 🍻 mentally fucked 🤕 3 years of madness completed 🤪 #neveragain

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Omg has Tommy Robinson actually been arrested for being an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ?!
Hahaha
Omg today could not get any better!

[mark carlaw @markcarlaw]

Could not be more spot on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Lineker. Just say congratulations. What an absolute lack of class from that BBC interview.

[Mark Gordon @MarkGordonMedia]

Lawrenson was truly awful. He made it sound like he was forced to go to World Cups and commentate against his will whilst providing zero insight. But like Le Tissier, he’d rather blame ‘woke’ than admit that maybe he could’ve kept his job by being better at it.

[Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug @SkewSmug]

Oh fuck off. If she was in a minimum wage job you'd demonise her, withhold benefits and make sure she was declared fit for work.

[Stretford Post @StretfordPost]

Jose Mourinho: "Jamie Carragher talks too much for someone who isn't even among the top 1,000 defenders in football history." 😂 @Carra23

[sully 🪩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sullicidal]

imagine your body doing all this work just so you have to listen to jermaine jenas commentate

[eb @55burnjules]

@courtneygrxce Fuckinghell court 😂 can see you’re vibing with Cupid today x

[eb @55burnjules]

@MufcWonItAll2 @stix2erguns

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Oh come on, James, they’re all advocates for free speech….. Well, until they disagree with you, of course.

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

So the worst United side ever is above the best Newcastle team of all time and level on points with Ange’s revolutionary Spurs.

Interesting.

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

This should be the 116th charge

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

17 years ago today my life began

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.

[eb @55burnjules]

@LBC @Crystal_Beth6

[eb @55burnjules]

@ProjectFootball @EuropaLeague @stix2erguns

[fino76.bsky.social @Fino76]

I can’t understand why they’d parody a film about an institution built on dodgy finances, where everyone was full of drugs & sexual deviancy.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

🗣 Xavi: ❝I want to give my unconditional support to Jennifer Hermoso and the players. I condemn the behaviour of the president of the Spanish Football Federation. And I regret that people aren't talking about the historic achievement of winning the World Cup.❞

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.