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[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@noyeahobviously Raya is like a legalized girlfriend experience. I mean good times were had so fuck it

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@datingbyblaine Tan lines on a nice rack is like the sight of land after long treacherous sea voyage

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Age 52. Divorces husband. Throws a divorce party to tell all her friends how he didn’t appreciate her but really she was banging the pool boy.

Ages 52-59. Lives life like it’s sex and city. A regular at the wine bar.

Ages 60+. Promises a life insurance policy to a young guy

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @funguychristian Hinge is like diesel fuel for these tanks. The beautiful mid is off in fairy land waiting for a pro athlete / streamer. The tank becomes the prize everyone is vying for.

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@StephieSmallls She looks like Rachel Starr went on Ozempic

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@JoseCanseco Gold is peak Amex. Platinum and Black are flex only. You got any neurons left brother?

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@Forever_Fourth @NFL @Raiders Season 3 but that hair Norwood 7

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Initial reaction no I’d rather my blow my brains out. But this does give off potential threesome vibes

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@oliverbrocato You’re gay for this dude

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@runaway_vol Run on a treadmill.

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Hinge sucks. Puts too much pressure on the date. These long drawn out dates talking about all this personal stuff since the funny banter was wasted on messaging. Spontaneous meetings or cold approaching always a better shot at an economical cpn.

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@WestsideLAGuy If she looks like the pictures she gets guac too

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@raqisright What if I provide 2 options but everything else is already selected and planned?

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@wydsilent Sam Cassell literally looked like an alien.

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@shweta_ai Make up is for girls who think they are an 8 but really are a 6

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Jeff has some serious insecurities. The exclamation points and confirming the date was beta. You can always just show up if she ghosts drink a couple talk to bartenders pay tab and go home with your dignity. Treating these hoes like it’s a meeting with the top ceo is a waste

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@whiskeyyk And he will be the most emotionally unavailable. Why do you think all these super rich guys are on their 5th wife. They don’t give a fuck. He wants to smash and lock back in to his businesses

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@chillicleo Reading books is stupid. It’s better to absorb a bunch of information on different topics. Rather than invest all this time into one thing or even more pointless like reading fiction

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 I never really ask a girl her body count. Her hobbies and interests could be a giveaway she’s been with a lot of men though.

[Nolan G @561Nolan]

@Pulcys This is why I’m sending my kid to private school. His girl was just saying that for his cope. She married a teacher making 50K a year.