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I’m convinced New York is a social experiment.

New bread store just opened (not a bakery, but a bread store): Rye

I went in to grab a loaf, my friend and I took guesses on how much a loaf would cost

I guessed $25
She guessed $80 based on the interior of the store

$60 for a loaf of bread.

There’s no way people with a fully developed frontal cortex are buying $60 loafs of bread

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Hi i’m Raquel and I am addicted to buying overpriced candles

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@MrChandattil 😭😭😭

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Men will say they hate Botox and like a “natural woman” straight to the face of a woman they don’t realize has botox

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@ElaineAryn Never

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@bankof_amERICA I know the Dior Galliano dress bag when I see it (you must buy)

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@MurrayHillGuy1 The daily musings of a man who lives in Murray Hill

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White women will hard launch 4 boyfriends in one year and call every single one of them the love of her life

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@polygamyguy And?

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Is there going to always be someone better? Yes. But the point is picking someone and committing to them.

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@funwithnumberz OMW

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@rachel_meyers97 She looks scary

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@rachel_meyers97 Sad but true

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@TonyM1611066 Yap city

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@ChadNuts4u This video is old, I’m about 10lbs heavier here lol

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@mattsenger10 Of course he is

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Bag: $14,000
Bracelets: $30,000
Sunnies: $900

Go socialism yay! Turn Texas blue 💙 EAT THE RICH 💙🇺🇸💙

*paid for by her husband

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@PEContrarian Every time

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Affluent White Female Lib starter pack:

1. Very well educated (liberal arts degree + unpaid internships)
2. Does what she loves because “money doesn’t matter” (Dad’s Amex or her husband’s salary does)
3. Men are trash (but they fund rent & pilates)
4. Strong opinions on housing policy while living in the place her parents bought or her husband pays for
5. Protests capitalism but has a very specific order at the $18 oat milk latte place
6. Therapy for her "childhood trauma" (private school & her parents divorce)
7. “I’m not like other girls” (much more annoying)
8. Hates Shane Gillis

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@Jesse_Leg HE WILL NEVER MAKE ME HATE TATE

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@AlexDuncanTX gooo blueeee <3 go daddies money <3