Narendra Gobardaas Modi

Dhobi hoon. Neta ka kapda, bhakt ka logic, dono dhota hoon. Tameez se aaoge to tameez milegi, keechad uchhaloge to kapdon ke saath-saath tum bhi dho diye jaoge.

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Somebody made the sharpest two minutes on the last twelve years and put it out for free. A road inaugurated that was already built. A tender that turns clean the second the file reopens. One brand left on every shelf. A balloon that keeps swelling on applause until one inked finger ends it.

Amritkaal mein aap sabka swagat hai, balloon ke andar. The finger is not a formality. It is the pin.

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@srinivasiyc The mic is ready, and so is the question. Press conferences were never the problem. Taking questions at one is. Mic hai, jawab nahi hai.

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@smritiirani Maam cylinder dilado

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@SushantBSinha Mai inki taraf se maafi maangta hu ki thodi si jaldbaazi mai aapka naam lena bhool gaye 🙏

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@TajinderBagga @ArvindKejriwal Sahi toh keh raha hai!!

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@p_sahibsingh Watch the full truth on your comments section. 🤣

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@p_sahibsingh Tu batade “Thing”, Modi ki tashreef ke Parvesh.

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@pradip103 Ab yahi baat Goll goll naachte hue bol.

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मोदी है तो मुमकिन है 🚀

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@pradip103 Prompt toh dhang ka dena seekh le fuddu.

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@amitmalviya Bad gpt-gpt karta rehta hai.

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@amitmalviya Bhai thode din aaram karle.
Insaan ki bolti chali jaaye… saala aadat nahi badalti.

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@TajinderBagga Bhagg gobar

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@TajinderBagga bagge tujhe nahi nikala?

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@RitaG74 @smritiirani hahaha, tumhe laye hai bill faadne ke liye. cylinder waali aunty. abki baar antim sanskaar.

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@ianuragthakur @smritiirani kaleshi aurat

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@KirenRijiju arre kiran hijru, tu bach gaya?

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@zoo_bear @Shehzad_Ind Isko koi Mithoon ka gobar khilao, bechara bahut disturbed hai.

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@BJP4India Aa gaya tukde tukde gang

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@ianuragthakur @rekhavermabjp Ab yeh zeher uglegi

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@Iyervval Bro Teri Mithoon ke gobar ki supply bahut jaldi band hone waali hai.