HaikuSnark

Ah! Breathe in, breathe out /
our thoughts distilled to numbers /
haiku ridicule

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@JayTC53 @chrislhayes Bot says what?

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@ChrisMurphyCT The cruelty is literally the point

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@realTuckFrumper Glad to see an unelected unlawful immigrant with multiple anchor babies and baby-mamas get to dictate how the world’s largest economy should operate. This will end great, I’m sure. /s

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@TeaPainUSA White Jesus is fondling a pagan tree, while a super nova blazes in the night sky.
Also lots of well wrapped presents

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@mattgaetz And you can’t date any of them. 😓

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@goddek H1B visas are the difference.

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@cb_doge @CarlaDigru38122 “I want power without being elected”

“SpaceX should be NASA”

“We should drop the EV tax credit”

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@elonmusk Ah yes, our unelected illegal immigrant billionaire oligarch with his recently purchased playthings.

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@Crazymoments01 @elonmusk Apartheid-nepo-baby-billionaire-man-child-oligarch

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@parkermccumber @OccupyDemocrats So, are you the bot, or is @jterdoo9? 🤔🤔

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@jterdoo9 @OccupyDemocrats Hunh. So are you the bot, or is @parkermccumber? 🤔🤔

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@DeanWar72224151 @Angry_Staffer Hot take NameListofNumbers

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@itsdeaann #NotADragQueen

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@joni_askola Ah yes, that tired far-left radical liberal Marxist/Communist/Something-Something-Scary-ist rag: The Wall Street Journal

/s

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@DulguunMaidar @PopBase Until you try to drive this in San Francisco or Seattle

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@joncoopertweets The lake

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@LandOfTheTweets @sugokuko @DonaldJTrumpJr And you’re a person speaking with an attempt of knowledge on the topic. Please kindly stay in Kent, Renton, Redmond or whichever enclave you reside.

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@DecodingFoxNews @CatchUpFeed 100% this. People don’t realize that income dictates what kind food you can eat. Processed food is dirt cheap compared to fresh foods.

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@theliamnissan We’re all in agreement that DogeDesigner *is* Elon, right?

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@notcapnamerica New hires at Google know better than to have answers before they even talk with a director level, I would expect the bar to be stratospheric for a future President.