Kermit

MUFC.
Morrissey.
Northern.

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:

[MP10 @MusicPills10]

The Smiths - Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

[DAILYUNITED @daily_unitedd]

🚨📰: EXCLUSIVE | Manchester United will release a special fourth kit for 2026/27 to mark 125 years since adopting their iconic red, white and black colours.

Two versions are planned:
🔥A classic red primary jersey with white shorts and black socks, honouring the 1902 rebrand.
🔥 A striking green edition paying tribute to the club’s Newton Heath roots.

Set to debut in early 2027 cup games. Pure heritage @centredevils

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Congratulations Arsenal, the worst, most boring, most pathetic premier league champions of all time

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⭐️ Man United gem JJ Gabriel wins U18 Premier League Player of the Season Award… at 15 years old. 🏆

26 G/A in 23 games for Man United talent.

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@clairebfc @beeholepodcast @AndrewGreaves84 @bodenknights @IdleandWild @GaryHunt6 @BBCLancsSport 🥳

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@PuressenceManc London in the rain 👌🎵

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@PuressenceManc

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@TheCoopLive @BRITs Rosalia

[Stephen Street @StreetStephen]

Criminally ignored at first but finally the world took notice! Still sounds great all these years later (if I may say so myself)!

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@clairebfc @BurnleyOfficial Great result too 😂

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Check out the @The__1958 vid 👀

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

♥️ @adidasFootball x United x The Stone Roses collection 🍋

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Throwback to when Ronaldo tore Arsenal a new one 🫣

#MUFC

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨For those who don't understand:

• Glazers bought the club with a loan
• Transferred the debt of the loan to the club
• Have put £0 of their own money into the club
• All transfers have come from club revenue
• They have taken 2 billion from the club
• Ineos gave a lifeline to Glazers to be co-owners by offering them to buy 30%

#GlazersOut #IneosOut #UnitedIsBroken

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@UnitedStandMUFC No

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@FIFAcom you money grabbing bastards!

[Kermit @5791kermit]

@edsheeran I bought 2 tickets for this Sunday's show in Manchester, back in September. When will they be released, as Planet have not been in touch yet about how to get them?