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[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

Part 1: The Declassified Election Files: Shocking CIA Note on Election Machine Vulnerabilities in Venezuela https://t.co/w9kBGHDFjJ

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

Oh nooooooo… this is absolutely catastrophic for my tomato plant! You know, the one I was totally going to plant right before I changed my mind and went full corn baron instead.
But don’t worry, folks — my lime tree is over there popping flowers like it just got engaged and is rubbing it in everyone’s face. We’re thriving in this household. The corn is unbothered. The limes are flirting.
Tomatoes? Never heard of her.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Should someone who’s been here 30 years a nanny, a housekeeper, a “contributing member of society” be deported if they’re illegal?

Tom Homan: “If you’re here illegally, you need to go home.”

No carve-outs. No special categories.

Full pod episode with @RealTomHoman up now.

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

@alx I'm not quite sure if this is AI, the sister of the Blob from Weird Science, or if she swallowed a kid — that voice is painfully childish. I kept waiting for a bug to fly by so her tongue could snatch it out of the air.

[Darline Graham @DarlineGrahamSC]

The American people are demanding immediate action from Congress on election integrity. That’s why the SAVE America Act is the first bill I am cosponsoring in the Senate.

These reforms are common sense and need to be enacted quickly. I look forward to working closely with @POTUS to get the SAVE America Act signed into law.

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

According to a new report, the 'software error' exceeded 40,000 votes, so far. How much did you and certain Democrats win by in Jerzy? I suspect the real number is well over 200,000 illegal votes for Democrats. This sounds like the perfect job for the Super DOGE team — to uncover the truth, the whole truth, about the systemic corruption in Jerzy. Do you have the guts, Mickey, or are you going to do what so many Democrats do and just blame someone else?

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

@MarkJCarney Roger that, Markie… Good luck and Godspeed, O Canada

[Sophie Cunningham @rock_daiki]

Sensational😁

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

Since time ran out, let me be clear, @gillibrandny:

Why are you ignoring the issues directly hurting farmers and driving up the price of farmland in your own state?

@GovKathyHochul is fast-tracking Chinese-produced solar panels across THOUSANDS of acres on New York’s prime farmland. This is something you could help stop, but instead, you choose to ignore it.

Food security IS national security. Protect New York farmland. Put farmers first.

@RapidResponse47

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Irvine, California Police are asking for help identifying this man who allegedly vandalized four Teslas in a parking garage

Contact [email protected] if you have info

X, you know what to do!!

[Sports Patriot @SportsPatriotUS]

Sophie Cunningham when someone messes with Caitlin Clark.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Republicans are fighting the fraud

Democrats are fighting the people who are fighting the fraud , that tells you everything you need to know about how reliant the left is on fraud to keep their political machine afloat …

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"Ahead of the 2020 US elections, foreign states will continue to use covert and overt influence measures... and undermine the American people's confidence in our democratic processes."

UNACCEPTABLE. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT AND SECURE OUR ELECTIONS.

➡️ https://t.co/xvk6egbcLF

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If only there was a way to stop this type of “software error” that allowed non citizens to vote in our elections.

I hope Senators @CoryBooker and @SenatorAndyKim will join us in voting to pass the SAVE America Act to ensure that only eligible American voters can participate in New Jersey elections, and all elections across the United States.

[Polk County Sheriff 🚔 Grady Judd @PolkCoSheriff]

Spitting & stealing stuffed animals. You'd think we were talking about toddlers, but we're not.

CRIME: BATTERY AND RETAIL THEFT
CRIME SCENE: 7-ELEVEN, 49599 US 27, DAVENPORT
POLK COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE CASE 26-29921

On July 19, 2026, the Polk County Sheriff's Office began an investigation into a retail theft and battery.

At around 2 pm that day, a man entered the store and attempted to purchase tobacco products, but when he couldn't produce identification, the store clerk refused to make the sale.

This was the beginning of what turned in to a large disturbance in the store, as the man became irate, and the group of people with him, joined in on the bad behavior.

A female in the group spat in the face of one of the store employees.

As the people in the group made their exit from the store, they stole numerous items.

Everyone in the group left in a white Chevy SUV.

If anyone has any information regarding this case, please contact Detective Hector Melendez at [phone] or email [email protected]

If you wish to remain anonymous AND be eligible for a reward, contact Heartland Crime Stoppers in one of four ways:
• CALL 1-888-400 TIPS (8477) Heartland Crime Stoppers Florida
• DIAL **TIPS from your cell phone
• VISIT https://t.co/4OFtH58YYZ and click on "Submit A Tip,"
• DOWNLOAD the free "P3tips" app on your smartphone or tablet

[Jesse Lee Peterson @JLPtalk]

Why Jesse founded White History Month 😂

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Democrat “Glitch” Registers Thousands of Noncitizens to Vote: Another Reason to Pass the SAVE America Act
https://t.co/wuSlU1BSQ9

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

Comparing a doggie groomer to an ICE agent is pure comedy gold, Gracie!
One clips the bad guys… the other clips nails and hopes they don’t get bit.
One communicates with illegals… the other sweet-talks a snarling Pomeranian who thinks he’s the Godfather of the dog park.
Both deal with creatures who don’t want to be there, both get growled at, and both leave wondering why they chose this life.
Absolute gold. 10/10. No notes. 🐶

[Speedster356 @57Speedster356]

@Jennx68 @cshanahan151 @MarkJCarney Haha, thank you Jenny! That’s actually a massive compliment — you thought I sounded so polished that I must’ve used ChatGPT? High praise indeed! 🥰