Jack

brain machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Jack @586jackass]

#tacticalpiss

[Jack @586jackass]

Sometimes you gotta stick your whole fist in Pandora’s box to shut that bitch up

[Jack @586jackass]

I miss when my friends were single

[Jack @586jackass]

#dogracist

[Jack @586jackass]

No! Because yeah, exactly!

[Jack @586jackass]

Is computer class still a thing or are the kids naturally good at it now?

[Jack @586jackass]

I’m rich now (I have paramount+ to watch UFC) #bowtomepeon

[Jack @586jackass]

Anytime I make the plans…

[Jack @586jackass]

AI but it pauses the YouTube video when I fall asleep

[Jack @586jackass]

These 4 miller lites are talking to me like C Breezy

[Jack @586jackass]

You couldn’t drive home drunk??
You can’t pass the driving test! 💚❤️

[Jack @586jackass]

Imagine coming together as a family and choosing to adopt the ugliest dog anyone’s ever seen

[Jack @586jackass]

I swear some people just date the first person that likes them back

[Jack @586jackass]

Ngl idk how anyone eats Chinese food from a restaurant (no offense to Chinese people)

[Jack @586jackass]

Smoking on that shit that made them cage an elephant

[Jack @586jackass]

Being pregnant without a 100k between you and you man is CRAZY

[Jack @586jackass]

Imagine pulling up to the function in NYC and you see 100 taxis on the block

[Jack @586jackass]

Bring me the cup and the buffs are yours. Congrats champ 🥇

[Jack @586jackass]

@Dylanlarkin39 you score right now and I’m buy you buffs

[Jack @586jackass]

Smoking on that shit that made Hootie blow that fish