Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Scarlet Astrorum @ScarletAstrorum]

at 28 weeks pregnant, I am pointing out notable stroller makes & models when I see them the way a car guy points out cars.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

My husband giving me directions to our kid's game like, "Head north."

Me:
Listen here, Christopher Columbus...
do I turn by Starbucks or head toward Target? 😂

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the fact that we’re watching american citizens getting shot and killed like game tape, as if the stakes were “did he keep both feet inbounds” shows how desensitized we’ve become to violence

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

Well... the winter storm does indeed appear to be a sign from God. Hell has in fact frozen over.

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Me getting addicted to twitter instead of tiktok

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

The worst person you know just made a great point.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Joe Rogan says it better than anyone else I’ve heard. Share with your MAGA friends.

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

An absolute queen.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

@NemaniSonia Congratulations on your match!

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

@CartoonsHateHer Many such cases!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

we let an 8 year old baby die to save less than 12 cents a day

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

“You don’t look grateful.”

[Mykola Kuleba @MykolaKuleba]

Putin personally signed a law allowing Russians to adopt abducted Ukrainian children. Their surnames and birthdates are changed, and everything related to Ukraine is being erased. This is a war crime, and Russia must be held accountable.

#SaveUkraine #StopDeportations

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

@tonybalogna @SlavaUk21970442 @rmc031 @darbysaxbe So research papers shouldn't discuss what was included in or excluded from the scope, potential sources of bias in the data, or barriers to further research?

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:

Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

@savannahelisse Starting the "peel here" edge with their nails.

[Brooke 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @58BrookeSt]

@OwenShroyer1776