jane

proud mum of three ,nan to Hugo and Elijah ❤️love sport esp LFC and cycling. Ardent supporter of the thin blue line and public services in general..

[jane @58mum]

@woofknight Daily

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@davidvance Well definitely a virgin …… ah wrong Madonna ?

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@OliLondonTV Nudged is the word you’re looking for , and a dive worthy of a premiership footballer.

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@GBNEWS Yes , alternatively ban holiday companies from doubling ( or worse ) their prices in school holidays….

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@GMB @LouisaJamesITV What would I like to hear from the parties this campaign? - the truth would be a start but none of them are capable of that .

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@KarenAwards So she knew it was an old scratch and was attempting fraud to get them to pay? Not sure I’d have been as reasonable with her .

[jane @58mum]

@TrippyPip My mum used to do this - she hated having carers so used to have me get her up, washed, dressed etc ( will spare you the details ) before they arrived and then just sit smiling at them as I went out to work. Eventually she got her own way and they stopped coming.

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@iamtomskinner Well you can’t rely on trains for long journeys these days. To be honest it’s your choice and nothing to do with anyone else , I expect the cabbie was very happy with the fare .

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@ianmiles I wouldn’t have moved for her either, he can sit where he likes in a public park.

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@thismorning Just remember… if it’s too good to be true - it’s because it’s a lie, fairy tales do not exist.

[jane @58mum]

@CyclingInASkirt The planners should have placed the pedestrian zone on the left, not sandwiched between the cycle lane and the road. I walk a lot with my grandson and always keep him as far from the traffic as possible. I think I would feel on edge walking there and having to watch both sides

[HERO PAWS @Heropawsuk]

5 year old Ex British Army protection dog entering week 5 in Kennels after his new hoomans circumstances changed, and he was returned to the team 😔
[email protected] If you feel you could offer a home or temporary foster

[jane @58mum]

@BumbleCricket Not half as much as we’ve missed you !

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@JohnNicholRAF Haha might have helped if I’d put my glasses on to look at the research titles 🤣

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@MartinSLewis No to both - not tuned heating on for nearly 12 months

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@Little_G2

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[jane @58mum]

Had email from Waterstones reminding me that “Spare” is published in 5 days. Searched their website for “watching paint dry” and “sticking rusty needles in my eyes” as suitable alternative titles, then stopped all future emails - I’d sooner never read again tbh.

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@SkyNews Never had the phrase “get a f*****g life” seemed so apt.