Well, colour me shocked. @bphillipsonMP Who could possibly have imagined there might be a little creative licence in the “Jenny from the block” backstory? When your entire political brand is built around an Oliver Twist narrative, people are bound to start asking questions.
Andy Burnham is now taking a few questions, albeit in highly controlled circumstances. He’s coming across as a bit Forrest Gump: well-meaning, naïve, uninformed.
So let’s get real. Here’s a proper question about a huge issue.
There are almost 11m people of working age in the UK who are economically inactive.
Yet Skills England reports that construction is short of 1m workers to meet the current infrastructure and housing targets — and that’s before you include Mr Burnham’s plans for a massive council house building programme.
It’s a clear sign of a labour market — skills shortage AND huge inactive labour pool — not functioning properly.
It needs to be put right before we have any chance of decent growth.
So, Mr Burnham, what would you do to put it right?
I'm enjoying the cold wave of embarrassed fear that has swept the British political commentariat since Burnham's Reddit AMA. Everyone knows he is going to be a total disaster the moment he lands in office, but nobody on the left can break cover to attack him.
THE DOSSIER #21: Lisa Eva Nandy – The Chameleon
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport | MP for Wigan since 2010 | The woman who would be Prime Minister.
Born 1979. Manchester. Your grandfather Frank Byers sat in the Lords as a Liberal. Your father Dipak Nandy founded the Runnymede Trust. The Marxist academic. The refugee who built an empire of grievance. You learned well. You learned to weaponize identity. You learned to monetize victimhood.
Newcastle University. Birkbeck, London. The elite's finishing school. Then the charity sector. The Children's Society. Centrepoint. The poverty industry. You have never worked outside politics. Not one day. Not one hour in the real world.
Your affiliations tell the story. Fabian Society. Labour Friends of Palestine. You were Chair. You chaired Palestine solidarity while taking Israel lobby money. Labour Friends of Israel. Jewish Labour Movement. LGBT+ Labour. You signed the pledge to expel feminists. GMB. Unite. The union block votes. The Centre for Towns. Your dissolved think tank. Your funding black hole. You collect causes. You discard them. You are a member of everything and loyal to nothing.
Councillor in Hammersmith and Fulham. MP for Wigan 2010. A safe seat in a leave-voting town. You ignored them. You ignored Brexit. You ignored the working class.
You founded Centre for Towns. A Community Interest Company. Co-founded in a pub. Dissolved in secrecy. Where did the money go? Who funded your think tank? The transparency was zero. The questions remain.
You ran for Labour leader in 2020. Finished third. Behind Keir Starmer. Behind Rebecca Long-Bailey. The also-ran. The perpetual candidate. You took £77,000 in donations. £2,900 from David Kogan. You forgot to declare it. You forgot until it mattered. Until you made him Chair of the Independent Football Regulator. Three breaches of the Governance Code. Sir William Shawcross confirmed your corruption. You apologized. Starmer accepted your "unknowing" error. You knew. You always know.
You called yourself a Zionist. February 2020. At the Labour Friends of Israel hustings. "I am a Zionist." You said it proudly. You were Chair of Labour Friends of Palestine. You took money from the Israel lobby. £52,000. You sold the Palestinians. You sold your principles. You sold everything.
You signed the Labour Campaign for Trans Rights pledge. You called Woman's Place UK a "trans-exclusionist hate group." You wanted them expelled. You wanted feminists purged. Then came the prison question. The 2020 hustings. Should violent male rapists who transition serve sentences in women's prisons? Your answer: "I believe that trans women are women... they should serve that sentence in the prison that is appropriate for the gender that they identify with."
Rapists in women's prisons. You said it. You meant it. JK Rowling named you. "One of the biggest reasons many women on the Left no longer trust Labour." You endangered women. You dismissed biology. You sacrificed safety for ideology. You have never retracted it. You have never apologized.
You took clothing loans from luxury PR firms. The 223 Agency. Free dresses. Free suits. Then you told the BBC you "never" accept free clothing. You lied. You always lie.
You quit X in July 2026. You and your entire department. You called it "abuse and misinformation." You called it protecting democracy. You ran. You censored yourself. You couldn't handle the criticism. The Culture Secretary who cannot handle culture. The Media Secretary who abandoned media. The coward's exit.
You called Reform "fascist." Behind closed doors. At Political Cabinet. Then you ran from the platform where they could answer. You smear and you flee. You slander and you hide.
You backed Owen Smith against Corbyn. The soft left. The opportunist. The wind vane. You attack Wes Streeting. You attack your own. You have no loyalty. You have no principles. You have only position. Only advancement. Only Lisa.
You are not a leader. You are a liability. You are not the future of Labour. You are its contradiction. The Zionist chair of Palestine Friends. The feminist who houses rapists with women. The transparency advocate with the secret think tank. The ethics minister with the undeclared donations.
Your career is a study in expediency. Your reputation is ash. Your conscience is a void. Your ambition is grotesque.
Your betrayal of Britain is complete. Congratulations. You are The Dossier.
@10DowningStreet Two years on, you have delivered real change, but not in the way you’re portraying here. You have taken literally thousands of pounds per year more out of my family’s pockets, have failed in making my community safer and have increased taxes with zero positive outcome.
@andyburnham It’s too late. @bphillipsonMP and her spite, enabled by @Keir_Starmer (and presumably you won’t change it) have already gleefully vandalised the education of tens of thousands of children and closed schools in so doing. How’s that for young people deserving better?
@KarlTurnerMP Starmer going won’t make any difference, as @andyburnham is about to make things even worse. Also - regardless of who’s ’in charge’, @bphillipsonMP and @RachelReevesMP with their spite and incompetence will ensure Labour’s well-deserved obscurity after the next election.
@Keir_Starmer Keir - you missed out the fact that you enabled @bphillipsonMP to gleefully vandalise independent education with the promise of state education improvement, when it was really about fuelling Bridget’s spite and insecurities and funding social housing! Take Bridget with you
@UKLabour Two years of this Labour government has underlined why there cannot be another Labour/socialist government again for generations! Their policy on independent education alone has shown the gleeful destruction of a proud sector with literally no positive outcome. General Election.
2 years on from election. Historic private schools closed, employers hit with higher taxes, welfare bill ballooned, North Sea oil and gas held back and planning reform still hasn't gone far enough to unleash homes & infrastructure we desperately need. Britain deserves better
The mass majority
Don't understand
1- our private schools were something the country was once very proud of and they were a huge global business
2- most private schools are small and rural and only just surviving
3 Most families at such private schools are also only just surviving and aren't "wealthy" . Just ordinary hard working Brits going without to give their kids choice.
4- these small private schools have a huge % of kids with SEN needs . Taking mass burden off the state .
5- a good government would make private schooling CHEAPER so MORE could choose. That's what a good Government would do .
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@ICT_MrP Ask her what her parents did to make her the most spiteful, destructive education vandal in living memory. Ask her how she sleeps at night after displacing tens of thousands of children, thousands of staff and closing well over a hundred schools with her morally bankrupt policies
@zoeharcombe Oh I’ve never hated a sitting government more than this one, and mainly because of @bphillipsonMP and her education vandalism. We are not angry enough about this, and it has to be stopped. It’s too late for well over a hundred schools and tens of thousands of pupils.
A private school closes in Durham which means we have to find emergency places for kids. Labour will be happy as their ideological crusade against private schools is working. They couldn’t care less about the kids impacted.
Remember this is not providing more revenue for our economy. No extra teachers in the public sector, (in fact less), with now more kids to teach as children are forced out of their schools, away from their friends, and jobs lost. Private schools like small businesses (also closing at an alarming rate) pay taxes on profit, reduce numbers in public schools (giving more resources for those there) and again … provide jobs, where those employed also pay their taxes not take welfare. Politics of greed & envy are truly vile but also destructive to our economic health over all. But this is also hypocritical as universities selling their wears to more foreign students than British these days do not pay vat!
@andyburnham But you’re not bringing a new way of doing things - you’re just going to accelerate the destruction of the U.K. We want a General Election now