5 Chinese Crackers

Go away. He/him/you stink.

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

That's it, I'm off. The dunce fascist turning the place into a CSAM machine confirms I should've gone ages ago. Find me on the blue place when I can be arsed.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

So, this website’s owner and administrators should really be going to jail now, shouldn’t they. Also, I see using the site is now basically Russian roulette for the type of very illegal images that this demented robot might dumbly drop into your TL.

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

*Screams in Verhoeven*

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Left Wing Political Analysis: our society is being pulled apart by an economic system that rewards continually ripping each other off until five people are richer than god

Right Wing Political Analysis: I HAVE TO SEE BLACK PEOPLE ON TV, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

Absolutely ridiculous comedy dystopia stuff, this. Imagine wanting to wear one of these and thinking it's good or clever. You can't.

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

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[Solomon Hughes @SolHughesWriter]

(3) But the simple 'MPs-pundits-polls-think tanks' model of power actually has very shallow roots in the country, it keeps reproducing shallow, unpopular technocratic centrism, where the old model of party -unions-campaigners is better rooted , even now

[Plutôt la Barbie @plutotlabarbie]

Melanie Phillips makes a good point. Imagine how terrible it would be to live with the knowledge that, inadvertently or not, some words you'd written had inspired another person to commit murder.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Bog standard stuff here printed in the Times, which has been doing various versions of “human rights are a Bolshevik plot cooked up between Marxist intellectuals and Muslim terrorists” for decades now, at escalating volume and intensity https://t.co/BXgWqBWLsS

[McDojoLife @McDojoLife]

What’s the best martial arts scene in a non martial arts movie?

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Fun here: of course this is what the Telegraph thinks the government’s job is, and what its own role is.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

How showbusiness 'journalism' really works

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[Rivkah Brown @rivkahbrown]

Last week, the media declared a “partial victory” for Sandie Peggie, who sued the NHS for letting a trans colleague use the women’s changing room. In fact, the case was a flop. The gender-critical movement might be persuading journalists, but it’s failing with judges 🧵

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

Turns into an orange Hulk

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

Inspired by our country’s national anthem, we are excited to announce our mascot’s name!

Introducing Banner! 🇺🇸⚽️

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Something to be written about how the stock phrases of War on Terror propaganda have finally been evacuated of literally all meaning except their core rhetorical function: to legitimize unlimited US state violence, both at home and abroad

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

Ohhh i get it, they're going to use the ram shortages as the justification to push thin client computers onto consumers and make people dependent on cloud computing subscription services finally

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

@WingsEcosse @flying_rodent @Brown666W Sex toilets?

[5 Chinese Crackers @5ChinCrack]

Wonder if he'd apply this to anything like politicians getting funded by corporations and the super rich, or being able to walk out of office into a cozy directorship or nice chats on daytime TV sofas?

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

"If somebody does something and you pay them for it, they tend to think I'll provide more of that and see wether I'll get something more out of it"

Lord Finkelstein explains why he's sceptical about the pay demands of Resident doctors threatening strike action.

#Newsnight

[David Timoney @fromarsetoelbow]

Once you reject the critique of the left (that Starmer was never popular, despite a supportive press, and that 2024 was an anti-govt vote that split the right) you are simply left baffled at the truculent behaviour of British voters.

[cez @cezthesocialist]

the most ridiculous part about this is that bonnie blue wrote an article in the fucking spectator. the british media be like “oh you’re a right-wing paedophile? here’s a column”