Sam Dixon 👸🏼

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

Favourite quote of all time @rickygervais ❤️ #humanity

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Best TV Trailer of all time 😂
https://t.co/bhRiskgelE

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet this post if you see it, to help my bird account beat the algorithm & be seen!🙏
To make it worth sharing, here's a Goldfinch in my flowering Cherry tree 😍
Thank you very much! 🐦😊 ♥️

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

This is why @RickyGervais loves #dogs so much. He describes how, when he sees people with dogs, he can't help but stop and ask about them, immediately adopting them as his own.

"They're the greatest thing on earth. A dog. They're amazing. They're magical."

The #DogsOfTwitter.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Not only is this banned from TV but we're not even allowed to use it as promoted ads on social media.
It's all down to you lot reposting it. I'm slowly destroying my own company for a laugh😂

[THE REYTONS @TheReytons]

HERE ARE THE NUMBERS!!!

James Arthur: 16,901 (Total Sales)
The Reytons: 17,262 (Total Sales)

Despite selling over 300 more albums we have been docked 2,200 units on a technicality following an industry complaint. Unfortunately all of our Leadmill CD's were rejected by the Official Charts Company. Usually this type of sale is allowed, but not for The Reytons this week. We wanted to share this with you to let you know that despite not winning the trophy or officially coming first... You did it!! We have sold the most albums in UK this week!!

We've had the most amazing week with you all, THANK YOU TO EVERYONE who has gone above and beyond to help us achieve the impossible! Please don't let this ruin your night. Raise a glass and celebrate... Our validation comes from within, we won before we even started.

Love you all,
All Reytons x

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@dafinchi @FirbyJ_

[Karen of the Year Awards @KarenAwards]

😭😭😭

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@MulberryEngland waiting over a week for one item isn’t quite what I expected from a luxury brand such as mulberry…. But here we are…

Have emailed twice about the whereabouts of said item to be met with no response and the phone lines are down… Not good Mulberry. 😏

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@boohoo_cshelp From 3 days ago 😬

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@boohoo_cshelp UK185840241 stuck with Evri. They didn’t even attempt to deliver it when I needed it 2 weeks ago.

[boohoo help team @boohoo_cshelp]

@5FootMadame Please can you send over your order number and email address to us through DM, so we can have a look into this for you.

Thank you

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@Jessica44559620 @boohoo_cshelp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

@vge100 They’ve been spotted out together since…… but he doesn’t like larger ladies with horse legs 🫣

[Sam Dixon 👸🏼 @5FootMadame]

💔

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

You can stop us using the songs but you can’t erase our memories shame on you Noel Gallagher

[Michael @mikeyjohn1985]

#ThisMorning didn’t you notice you’d lost ten grand Allison? Know your audience you massive dick.

[Get the Badge In @badge_is_in]

A #badgein veteran!

Simply exceptional.

Made sure he’s sat on the left hand side, amazing arm position, but takes it further.

Caressing the badge throughout the interview like it’s his beloved pet, he loves the badge more than his wife.

Flannels gets 80% of his pension

10/10

[chlo xoxoxo @chloxplr]

They think they can gang up on Gemma looking like this? Laughable #LoveIsland