Reverend Mother

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[Reverend Mother @5GCelltower]

This will forever be my favorite tweet 😂😂

[Sam Belle @Sam_Belle246]

A sexy woman used to pass everyday and don't speak but this one day she fall down and she food flask fly open and it had in 2 golden apples

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Whoever is fucking, please fuck for two.

[Reverend Mother @5GCelltower]

So can people bimpay me in exchange for feet pics or nah? That’s all I’m concerned about tbh.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[jennifer coolbitch @itsnotuptoRu]

farted really loudly in the staircase and it echoed and some lady downstairs said “oh my god???”

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager get those titties out for me

[` @reallutherr]

googled my symptoms turns out i need to fuck

[KTB @youluvktb]

ever since i was young i ain’t let nobody talk to me crazy idgaf who you is

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me putting myself together and acting like what they did didn’t hurt me