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it could get worse

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Idk what I did recently to deserve all the bad luck I’ve been getting recently

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My stupid, immature mind can’t look at the Bank of America acronym without making a deez nuts joke.

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This and a blëarnt

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I am definitely not brave enough to just casually wear a halter top in public as a man.

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Scratching my neck like a crackhead looking at mtg booster boxes I wanna buy.

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I love when mfs cut some pita in half and stuff the FUCK out of it.

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To the wasted Strokes fan that had me take a selfie with him in front of the portajohns at outside lands, I hope you got some help with whatever was going on with you.

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Hmmm banana bread

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Two soft boiled eggs and some soy sauce can carry me through any tough situation. The true tragedy is that I'm never with egg during a tough situation.

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Every day that passes, the closer it is to Nosferatu’s release date

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A reminder to keep up with Tower Dungeon

[Extra @Extralongdokkan]

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I’m sorry if I ever said anything bad about Rebecca Black.

[🏝️ @cashonlyisland]

that one homie that messes around too much

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Being an adult isn’t fair. Why do large bean bag chairs cost that much? A six foot bean bag chair should not cost more than $75 at most

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I hope Alan Rickman’s spirit is doing okay

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Just saw some kid crying at Disneyland. Why are you doing that at the happiest place on earth you idiot