23 Monkeys on a Keyboard

Bruh

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Burgum on wind turbines: We have a report from Hegseth that it’s a national security threat. You could launch an attack on the US in with a bunch of drones coming through a wind tower field, it would undetectable until it was came through because the radar interference

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's the full chain of events that led to Trump storming out of his interview with Kristin Welker, beginning with her pressing him on the weaponization fund, continuing with her pointing out the baselessness of his "rigged election" lies, and concluding with him calling her "crooked or stupid" and leaving

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

Brendan Sorsby has entered a gambling addiction program for sports betting, which could end his college career.

The second paragraph of this story is remarkable.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Offensive foul on Devin Booker vs free throws for SGA

🤔🤔🤔

[James @wulfeart]

Halo x Invincible
#HaloSpotlight

[عدنان 🇵🇸 @Adnangg21]

@nerdyomniman

[aki is burning obedience ✶ (SEEING ALICENT 6/21) @alphalicent]

Source tells me Baelor is stable.

Please god.

[the transgressor 🌹 @dattebayoun]

when I have to switch off hulk to magneto or strange because the poke is too oppressive

[Aidan Doc 🧸 @AidanDoc__]

Phillies off-season son or Sixers duck the tax at deadline daughter?

[🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 @TwinkLit42]

Pizza places near the Imperial Palace on Terra are experiencing higher than usual activity 👀

[nba paint @nba_paint]

LeBronzong James.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs.

clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors wearing cloaks sit in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)

[Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11]

Donovan Mitchell reminds of someone who was wrongly incarcerated for many years and is now free and has a new lease on life. I know being in Cleveland isn’t anything to be proud of but it’s still better than being in Utah. Merry Christmas my people!

[lolwtferic @lolwtferic]

"just let me go james"

clippers lose

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy who owns both Whole Foods and Washington Post: BREAKING NEWS it's actually so easy and awesome to buy groceries :)