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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
Joined October 2013
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 11 years ago
Ten bucks here, ten bucks there, broke.
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 11 years ago
It's like playing chubby bunny with your asshole
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
Boobs and a dick are like the perfect combination
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
Spitters are quitters - Shame-O
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
"Did you write MILF on my white board!?" -Mom
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
"You're like the Donald Trump of pussy" - Mack
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
"Next time you challenge me, you will unwillingly see my penis - and then willingly suck it." - Black Mamba
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
"Does that even exist? Like a 100% half?" - buckles
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
"Wait, Sara, is your dad black?" - Abercrombie & Mitch
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
almost 12 years ago
Would you like some minimum wage to go with that English homework?
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
about 12 years ago
"I don't think I'm a bangs girl" - Teeny, Tiny Coleton
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
about 12 years ago
"You're stroking meat in front of me with coconut oil. Stahp." -Mom
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
about 12 years ago
"I called someone a Dothraki Warlord last night" - Chocolate Thunder
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
about 12 years ago
"You are literally the definition of sad." - Gilly-bean!
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
"So if I like snip it in half and duct tape it back together?... You gotta come grab it, I don't want some stranger to grab it." -Waterboy
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
Kals so white he could be British - little spoon
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
When's Easter? I want to eat a bunny -Gilly
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
"Let me take a picture of this first, then I'll find the person I need to yell at." -Unicorn Sneeze
5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
"I took winter survival training once... No wait that was CPR" -2shot
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5MacQuotes
@5MacQuotes
over 12 years ago
You shall not pass! You shall come!- Little spoon
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