5MinAbz

I troll trolls on Twitter. Purveyor of fine sarcasm. Bitter Viking fan. Father of heathens. Husband to beautiful wife that kicked the shit out of cancer

[Clipping Wings @ClippingWings]

Obama Cheesecake Factory UPDATE

"The President wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison—that part didn't bother him—but he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments"

[5MinAbz @5MinAbs79]

@flexputrid @SotaSportzFan @thorku uh. It wasn't exactly random

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@___TheGOOdWitch fake it til you make it?

[Ernie Johnson @TurnerSportsEJ]

It’s time.
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@AngryNFLInsider yea......uhm no

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@vikingjedi23 @AdamSchefter i personally would prefer to acquire JT for a 6th in 2029

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@PurdyFC @42Cyc amazing response. Simply, amazing

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@PurdyFC @42Cyc based on what metrics? Good, but you're not getting more than a 4th for 32 yr old...

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@42Cyc @Vikings 2027 3rd and 2028 4th that could improve to another 3rd based on conditions :)

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@Dust_Vikings Sickening

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@3mc10 you are not a serious person.

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@DirtCobain28 @verysadvikings We also saw our 'dominant' D get destroyed during the nfc championship game.

Important to look at the opponents. I'm of the mind we'll see how truly dominant the D is over the course of the next few weeks.

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@DirtCobain28 @verysadvikings we've seem this story before, and it didn't end the way we wanted. That's why you see fans complaining, and it's entirely justifiable

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@PatientGenXer @42Cyc eh? That....doesn't make a lot of sense to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@AdamKoffler He's quite literally not Jahmyr Gibbs

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

OH MY WORD

[Sport Drink @sportdrink]

listen to the cat, buy Sport Drink, okay?

[Vitalis😈 @stefanodotsui]

Charlize Theron completely destroys Zach Galifianakis on Between Two Ferns

She leans in and whispers:“My thighs are so sweaty right now… it’s dripping all the way down to the back of my knees.

The only thing that could cool me off is to jump naked into a pool.”Zach: “Are you asking me to go with you?”Charlize:

“The image of me and you… me naked in a pool with a fat garden gnome.”Zach’s final line:

“I hope your dog dies.”

“I just pissed myself.”