Phoenix

Realties not regularly revisited, quietly become fantasies. + Phoenix Wright Roleplay Account + Teetering between serious and goofs +

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@justice_jove ...... Not down t' horse around?

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@defiantdragon_ 'M pretty sure it ends. I've seen it. Just gotta keep going. 95% of horse explorers quit before seein' the hooves, or somethin'.

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'Where have you been for 4 years' got a new pet. Takes a lot of work t' take care of a

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@defiantdragon_ https://t.co/x7M1Z2ACJg Scroll to the bottom 'nd show me what his hooves look like?

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@defiantdragon_ Not as hard as the car! Heheheh.

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@defiantdragon_ @defiantfangs Heh. Luckily I'm all juice. ...... 'Cept for that one time when I ate that milk.......

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@defiantdragon_ @defiantfangs Are you down with the mumussy?

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@achabyebaby Gotta be careful nowadays. Y'know the number one cause of fires is settin' stuff on fire? Rough times we're living in, Gavin....

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@achabyebaby That's...... impressive. Think you can teach me that trick?

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@defiantfangs Don't I know it...........................

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@defiantfangs S'like I'm there. What's it like? Is it sarcophagusy?

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@defiantfangs .... makin a cut on the left side of your belly? takin' out your organs to dry 'em for the jars (except for the heart)? Puttin' wine and spices in there for seasonin'? Coverin' you with natron for 70 days? Puttin' sand in there after 40? Puttin' you in the sarcophagus?

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< THIS IS THE WORST DECISION IVE EVER MADEEEEEEEE HELP. IM BACK 🦀DONT LOOK AT MY OLD CRINGE. EMBRACE THE NEW ONE. >

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...... Do they call it a mummy because you mu the mmy when you dirt jar me? Curious.

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@justice_jove Heh. I’m sure you are. I’ll look forward to it, then.

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@justice_jove Ahaha. Just the way the cards fall. Though... heard a whisper from a horse across the hall that I’d be free to tango soon if you’d like to join me. Sound like something that’d interest you?