sam 🪕

banjo, thinking man's hayseed, him/he

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.

[John P., Capitalist @CapitalismHQ]

@Mike_Pence @dunkindonuts ERROR: Unhandled exception "segmentation fault" in subroutine "order_donut" in module "simulate_normal_human_behavior". Execution of thread or process terminated.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@NatsRadio IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ADS BEING 5X THE VOLUME OF THE BROADCAST ON THE MLB APP? MY EARS AND MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL THANK YOU!

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@WYPR881FM @smaucionewypr It's also illegal. Seems like kind of important detail to miss.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@Marcissist @Ticketmaster Don't worry, it's cool, the artist gets 60% of that $20.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

Almost did a "this is banjo erasure!" hot take but then I saw it.
I approve.
Can't wait to taste this year's batch.

[UNION Craft Brewing @UnionBrewing]

Look who's comin' around the mountain with a new fit for 2023! It's our favorite festival-ride-or-die-road-dawg, the incomparable Queen of The Hefeweizen Scene, MOUNTAIN GIRL!

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

At a brewery out in the suburbs, where some acoustic designer ensured that the terrible music would be inescapable and the exact same volume everywhere. I guess they did both a great job and the worst job.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@yeahrightgirlhg It's popular with me

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@aprilhussar If anyone in DC/NoVa is nodding along, you can donate them to @AlexArchaeology for use in educational programs.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@Grimisham Thanks for sharing!

[Matt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer]

Welcome to 2023... the year the Orioles win the World Series

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@ryangrim That the firm you're talking about? They sure doled me out a steady diet of punishment for donating in 2020. Never again. That's the goal, right?

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@ryangrim I bet MITCH MCCONNELL IS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS! IT'S ALL OVER!

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Hidden “junk” fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – add up quickly.

President Biden called on his Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in the pockets of Americans.

[Maricopa County @maricopacounty]

CANDIDATES: All legal votes will be counted, including votes for you. If you have the most votes in the final tally, you will be elected. If you do not have the most votes, you will have lost your election.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Holy shit. This is some *terrifying* white nationalist rhetoric.

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

Good thing Houston didn't waste an out on a squeeze play there. Excellent job playing the math, eggheads.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

[sam 🪕 @5WireSam]

@heathermizeur Is it streaming live, and at what time?

[Heather Mizeur | #WeAreOne Alliance @heathermizeur]

I’m taking the stage for our first and only #MD01 debate! The debate will be posted on https://t.co/l61t0nZZjg and on our social media this evening. #WeAreOne