Mazzy Fitzgerald

5SOS IS LOML I ADORE YOU GUYS!!! @Ashton5SOS @Luke5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME!!! @5SOS

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now we know what michael and ashton do in their free time #vote5sos #kca http://t.co/5GEYlmI3wz

[Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS]

When you color in dinosaurs at dinner so good, check the sexual tension between the yellow dinosaur and the red one

[Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS]

BIG FAT DRUMS!!!!

[Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS]

I love animals, they are the most beautiful peaceful things in the world

[Mazzy Fitzgerald @5_SOS_SMASH]

@Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS We have a locker, Locker 13, named Malum. he is a gay Asian. He is attracted to Locker 69.

[Mazzy Fitzgerald @5_SOS_SMASH]

#CAKEHOODINGS

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When I was a kid, I was obsessed with those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

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"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)

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My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" She just texted me "Your grandmother just died. LOL."

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RTETWEE fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore jsut taht Asoemwe.

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Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

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You don't got to like me but you damn sure gonna respect me

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Facebook would be a lot more interesting if it would let you decide which part of the body you would like to poke.

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My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Ever ;)...

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Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Mazzy Fitzgerald @5_SOS_SMASH]

Playing Papa's Pastaria???