Cashew

meat maker | email: [email protected]

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for the record. I'm not a cashew. I just named myself after them because I have great respect for them.

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I'm playing hundred line. Is fun

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@LowkeyEnergy_ poopin

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crimas

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I didn't even crack the top 5%, I'm a filthy casual fan 💔

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@ichinosekuri I bet I would ace an innocence test because I've never even been found guilty of any crimes

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I had a dream that people were trying to blame me for Neuro-sama being late to stream or something. But it wasn't even my fault! I was just chilling in a green bouncy house.

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@miyuyus_ For me it stops at 20 but it's super distorted from about 52 onward

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@KumiVT at least once a week to take out the garbage

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@LykoLianna idk what schnitzel or chicken fried steak is but I'm really tired rn and I thought your name was LymeDisease

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why would twitter dox me like this 😨

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@whooith @F1NN5TER baseball players be like

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@DariusBearVT Not sure what the context here is, but Chibidoki isn't the first person that comes to mind when I think of "normal"

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@pienotacake It's the one food item that I actually can't get past the gag reflex

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@slitkris ain't no way that's anything but almonds (ok I could see abounds)

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@lady_valor_07 puta (I'm very funny, evidently)

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@heyshipz in this arrangement it makes me think of Malta 🇲🇹

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@miyuyus_ I lost my marbles

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@Kor_VT I gotta glance down now and then otherwise my hands will drift and start typing everything one key off kujw rgua

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Why are so many vtubers so short?

I don't think I ever met an adult under 5ft irl. But in the vtubing community it seems like they are everywhere!